Archive for the 'Balthazar Getty' Category

This has got to be one of the stoooopidest things anyone's ever come up with!

According to the UK's Sun, Sluttyienna Miller has ordered her people to find a movie that she and her still-married lover, Balthazar Getty, can star in together.

Maybe something called Ho and Ho-ier?

Slutty's people are trying their best to talk her out of it as they know they'll be as unpopular on the big screen as they are off it.

But, apparently the sluttyest one of all is convinced that a movie role alongside Getty would be a hit.

What is the 'actress' smoking?

We say let her eff up her 'career' as much as possible!

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It looks like the HOmance is back on!

Balthazar Getty and Sluttyiena Miller were spotted entering the same London nightclub, though separately, on Thursday.

You are so honorable, Balthazar!

The slutty mistress over the kiddies on Turkey Day, eh?

The kids probably hate you that much more!

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Balthazar Getty's homance with Sluttyienna Miller is officially over and he's back in L.A.

He was spotted by the paparazzi 'enjoying' a day with two of his four kiddies on Monday.

But, it doesn't look like things ended all too well.

The pics captured what appears to be a little fight between daddy and son at the end of the day.

We're assuming Daddy Getty will be doing lots of groveling and shiz to make things right with the kiddies!

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The break up buzz was true!

At a London event on Friday night, Sluttyiena Miller told a reporter that she and Balthazar Getty have broken up.

We're not shocked that he picked his kids over the sluttiest one of all!

Slutty said, "I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own."

Piece of advice, Slutty!

Married man=keep your legs shut!

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Juicy!

The UK's Daily Mail reports that the homance of Sluttyienna Miller and Balthazar Getty is on the rocks!

Slutty's supposedly fled the US (and Getty) after major fights about HER pAArtying and his wife/kids.

Slut Bag is apparently all about drinking and pAArtying, but, Balthazar, a former addict, prefers a quieter life.

And, a snitch close to Sienna says they have been fighting a ton because she is ‘paranoid’ that Getty will go back to his estranged wife and his children.

The source goes on to say:

"Sienna is back in London to give them both some cooling-off time. They are still together at the moment but she has said things aren’t good. There have been some pretty unpleasant rows, largely over Balthazar’s reluctance to commit. She has really wanted to be able to step out as a couple but Balthazar is very torn over his children and it looks like he might be wanting to go back to his family. Sienna is devastated. She knows she’s been branded a marriage wrecker but she swears it isn’t the case. She says the marriage was over when she and Balthazar met and that he was ready to move on. He promised her the earth but he hasn’t kept to any of his promises and has made no moves as far as a divorce is concerned. Sienna is totally paranoid he is going to go back to his family. She feels very let down by Balthazar."

Pay back is the biggest bitch on the block, Slutty!

Team Rosetta!

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Homewrecker Sluttyienna Miller and her still-married beau, Balthazar Getty, infected New York City on Saturday with their skankiness.

As y'all know, LA and London, don't want them. Hopefully NY will be more receptive to their whorish ways!

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Jude Law's ex-wife, Sadie Frost, has actually spoken out to defend her former rival, Sluttyiena Miller!

In regards to the shiz Slutty's received for her homewrecking relationship with Balthazar Getty, Frost said:

"She's young. She's a free spirit. She has been really unfairly treated. Whatever she does in her personal life, that is between her and the other person. It isn't for the media to persuade the public that she is a bad person."

We don't see it that way at all!

We think that people are just bringing attention to her slutty ways!

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Sluttyienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are looking to shack up in a very expensive way!

The UK's Daily Mirror reports that the shameful duo were just spotted checking out a luxe $22 million mansion in Malibu's 'ultra-exclusive' Trancas Canyon.

Apparently, Leo Di Caprio is also in the hood.

A source reports:

"They came in together, and were very touchy-feely. There was a lot of hand-holding.There is a saltwater infinity pool and an open-air shower. Sienna loved that."

A $22 million mansion for Sluttyiena?

Please!

The only home worthy of Slutty is a brothel!

Douchebag Getty supposedly peeped out a $12 million property in Malibu's Broad Beach area before looking at the $22 million canyon mansion, but told friends it wasn't remote enough.

He reportedly wants more privacy for himself and Slutty because rumor is that his soon to be ex-wife, Rosetta, is going to sell her side of the story.

Hello?! If you want privacy get out of the LA-area!!!

We can't wait for Rosetta to reveal how much of a lying douche bag Getty is!

Hope she gets lots of money for selling him out AND in the divorce proceedings!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]