Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say this is DEFINITELY one of the strangest assignments the Secret Service has ever gotten!
That's because the 16-year-old was in Chicago with thousands of other youths at this year's installment of Lollapalooza!
Prince George celebrated his first birthday on July 22 and the entire world stopped to celebrate with him.
So when it came time for Barack Obama to give a gift to the Royal baby, he just had to pick something unique.
What did the U.S. President get his royal baby-ness?
This is a tricky situation!
Maya Peterson was the first black, female student body president at New Jersey’s expensive private Lawrenceville School, but she was forced to resign.
The teen has a history of posting racially charged things on all forms of social media, but what got her in trouble was when she posted a picture of herself making fun of a white, affluent “Lawrenceville boi,” where she was dressed in a Yale sweater, is holding a hockey stick, and wearing L.L. Bean duck boots.
She also added the hastags #romney2016, #confederate, and #peakedinhighschool.
NOT the kind of behavior you expect from the student body president!
Not sure of the legalities when working on-set as a 15-year-old…
But she's the friggin' First Daughter, so rules need not apply!
FLOTUS' mini was reportedly spotted this past week working in El Lay, and sources have revealed they're getting Malia really involved in production:
Michelle Obama may be the FLOTUS, but that doesn't mean her kids treat her any differently than any most children treat their parents!
Especially since Malia Obama IS a teenager and Sasha Obama is a few months away from becoming one!
Michelle talked about that and more when she appeared The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon!
You'd think kids would LOVE to come to the White House to watch movies with this First Family, but Malia and Sasha would apparently die of embarrassment if that happened! Which we don't understand at all!
But hey - kids will be kids!
Michelle also had a warning for those who drive in the D.C. area! Malia is about to get her driver's license, so y'all better watch out!
Nothing more dangerous than a driving teenager!!!
Check out this ah-mazing interview with this presidential momma up (above) !!!
Their daughters Malia and Sasha!
And apparently Barack, despite his status as one of the most important men in the world, is not exempt from the occasional