There wasn't any turkey on
Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!
Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.
And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!
Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!
outspoken musician is now taking aim at the custom of giving two turkeys a presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. He even went so far as to call out as a turkey torturer! President Obama
What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?
Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes:
Well this just burst a magical Thanksgiving fantasy we had.
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving is when the President pardons two turkeys from having to be eaten.
waves his magic hand, the turkeys are no longer on death row. Heck, they even move to George Washington's historic home of Mount Vernon. President Obama
But after that? They don't make it very long.
The problem is
Here we go with another one of America's craziest traditions!
That's right, it's the real life America's Hunger Games!!
The White House wants U to choose which turkey will be pardoned on Thanksgiving day, which is terrifying because does this mean that
goes out in the back yard and kills the losing turkey?? Talk about another downfall of Obamacare! Obama
Caramel and Popcorn, are both fighting for their lives and a Presidential pardon!
Not only does each bird have a baseball card style list of stats, which you can see (below), you can even
The latest (and cutest) addition to the First Family,
Sunny Obama, is a media darling!
family's new dog and she's finally warming up to the press!! Obama
mentioned that she started off hating paparazzi, refusing to pose for any of the White House photographer's pictures.
Now it seems she's warmed up to living her life in the limelight.
At a White House press briefing, several members of the media got to meet Sunny, who even laid down for some belly rubs!!
Peter Alexander got to pet the First Pooch and said:
"It's safe to say the press corps is smitten."
Aw! We'd be
She looks like such a sweetheart!! Too cute!
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actually took some time out of his insanely busy schedule to talk to CNN. President Barack Obama
The question on everyone's mind… why did they get
Not that we're complaining, we LOVE the newest addition to the First Family!
But we were curious why now? Did
need a companion? Bo
We could totes understand Bo getting lonely and needing a buddy to play with!
Especially with his papa busy running the whole world!!
Check out the video (above) to hear why they got Sunny, from the President's own mouth!
mentioned that the family added a new member! Obama
Sunny Obama! new sister! Bo's
Sunny must already know she's part of the first family, because she's certainly acting a bit like royalty.
In recent pics shared by the White House's official photographer,
Pete Souza, Sunny turns away from the camera.
Ha! Bo loves having his
picture taken but Sunny is a real diva!
Whether they're hanging in the rose garden or posing at the colonnade, Sunny really isn't feeling all the photography.
C'mon, Sunny! You're so dang cute! Let's see that pretty face of yours!
Image via Pete Souza.]
Omg omg omg!!!
This is amazing! The
family has grown by one. Obama
must've been getting bored, always waiting for his papa to finish work and come play. Bo Obama
But the President's work is never finished, so Bo must've been a lonely pup…
Until the Obamas got him a sister!! That's right, the White House is now home to
Sunny Obama, another Portuguese water dog.
She's a hypoallergenic breed, like Bo, so
Malia's allergies won't be triggered. That's great!
The pup is only one-year-old and she's a cute bundle of energy! Her and Bo are already best friends!
So adorbz!! Welcome to the family, Sunny!
Check out the video (above) to see the two first doggies running around together!