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DEAD BAT Found In Fresh Express Salad Mix — So Much For Trying To Eat Well!

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No no no no.

In probably the most disgusting news you'll hear today, Fresh Express ordered a recall on their Organic Marketside Spring Mix salad over the weekend after two people in Florida reported eating some of the greens before finding a DEAD BAT in the bag.

OOOOOMG. Barf.

Related: Doctor DRAGGED Off Overbooked United Airlines Flight!

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the bat was sent to the lab for testing, but researchers couldn't determine if the animal had rabies due to its deteriorated condition.

The consumers in question are being monitored, but currently appear to be healthy and aren't foaming at the mouth or anything. Thank goodness.

If you're in the southeast and purchased this product from Walmart with the best-if-used-by date of April 14 — you can receive a full refund by contacting the Fresh Express Consumer Response Center.

Might wanna skip lunch today.

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Adele LOSES HER SH*T Onstage When A Bat Flies Into Her Concert! Watch Her Go Batty!

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It's a bird, it's a plane… no, it's A F*CKING BAT!

Adele is known for being super personable on her 2016 tour, where she takes breaks between songs to casually chat with sold out stadiums like it's tea time.

So, when a bat crashed her Tuesday concert in Mexico by flying into the audience, the 28-year-old had a pretty animated reaction.

Video: Adele Takes On The Mannequin Challenge!

After noticing the winged mammal, the songstress said Hello to the nocturnal creature by flapping around like a bat herself!

When the crowd didn't quite understand what she was doing, Adele pointed it out to her fans in an expletive-filled warning. She said:

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Holy Prom Pic, Batman! Jaden Smith Was A Dark White Knight On His Big Day!

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Jaden Smith was ready to fight crime at his prom!

Prom night is darkest just before the dawn.

But not for Jaden Smith, who brightened up the evening with his signature Batman suit!

He's donned the white costume to all sorts of events, whether it makes any sense or not.

Jaden's appeared as the caped crusader at Comic-Con, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding reception, and now, his own prom!

[ Related: Jaden Calls Himself The 'Male Madonna' In His New Song! ]

His date, Mecca Kalani, snapped a shot with the silly superhero and shared it on Instagram.

We applaud Jaden's costume commitment!

He's the hero prom night deserves!

[Image via Mecca Kalani/Instagram.]

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Baby Bat Burritos Are Bundled Bliss-Bringing Beauties!

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This just in: baby bats plus mexican food equals pure cuteness.

Don't worry, no one is eating bats with salsa… but they are making baby bat burritos!

Let us explain!

It's not food! They're just swaddling baby bats so they look like burritos! No bat eating here. LOLz!

The Australian Bat Clinic & Wildlife Trauma Centre in Advancetown, Australia recently took in some flying fox pups and they're super adorable.

[ Related: 'Batman' Affleck Needs Your Help To Save Bats! ]

Sadly, during a recent heat wave, the bats were separated from their mother. Thankfully, the babies were rescued and have been receiving all the love and care they need.

The whole "love" part is apparently more important than you'd think too! These little babies need to be burrito'd so they feel safe and loved!

Everyone loves a good swaddling!

Check out the video (below) to see pure batty cuteness!!

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Dozen Of Bats Invade Utah Courthouse! Because Bats Love JUSTICE!

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A courthouse might be a place you'd expect to find justice…

And where there's justice, there are BATS!

The 5th Judicial District Courthouse in St. George, Utah found this out recently when over 50 Brazilian free-tailed bats were found inside the building!

Christian Bale and Ben Affleck were nowhere to be found. LOLz!

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New Batman Ben Affleck Needs Your Help To Save Bats! It's Save The Bats Week!

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Daredevil Batman Ben Affleck has an important message and he needs your help!

While making his new movie, Daredevil 2 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, where he'll be playing Daredevil again Batman, Ben and the whole crew learned a heck of a lot about bats!

Shocking! LOLz!

What they learned was pretty sad though.

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Ben Affleck, Batman, Needs Your Help To Save Bats! It's Save The Bats Week! Bats!

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Daredevil Batman Ben Affleck has an important message and he needs your help!

While making his new movie, Daredevil 2 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, where he'll be playing Batman, Ben and the whole crew learned a whole lot about bats!

Shocking! LOLz!

What they learned was pretty sad though. There's a condition called white-nose syndrome and it affects bats in half the U.S. and parts of Canada.

It's a fungus that came over from Europe and it's killing bats!

So with the help of people like the film's director Zack Snyder and another star in the movie, Amy Adams, they brought #SaveTheBats to their film set and constructed bat-houses!!

Coolest part? The bat-houses are built from recycled wood from their set! Batman and Superman fought inside those bat-houses sort of we guess! LOLz!

They're doing their part to help save the environment by protecting our bats! That's great!

Check out the video (below) to hear Ben's message and see some HUGE bats!!

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