U.S. health authorities have announced the first death by a vampire in the US.
Was it Vampire Bill or Viking Vampire Eric?? Don't kid yourself, Bill and Eric are to smart to do something so public. Our guess is it was one of the Twilight.
BUT, our sources claim the bite was from a rabid "vampire bat." The rumor is the 19-year-old man was bitten by a vampire bat in Michoacan, Mexico, then traveled to Sookie Stackhouse's home state to work on a farm and He died shortly after arriving.
This sounds like a cover-up to us! Vampire bats don't live in the United States. Was he really bitten in Mexico? Come on!