Summer life would be UNBEARABLE without Courtney Barber here to help us get ready for it!
Are you ready for that tiny bikini you bought in prep for the summer? ARE YOU REALLY?? Even if you technically are, nobody is going to turn down a little toning advice — and if you aren't, here's your ticket to glory! LOLz!
Courtney has brought us a bunch of bikini body butt workouts, all of them simple enough that you can do them without a gym! Plus, they just plain work!
They work so you can WERK! Ha! Ch-ch-check them out (above)!
Courtney is always here to help! Check out her website HERE or facebook HERE and don’t forget to follow her on twitter @CourtneyBFit! And if U wanna know more about bikini body butt workouts OR anything else, U can always email us at Questions@FitPerez.com!!

If that patterned bikini were any tighter, our California Gurl's girls would be spilling out for all the world surrounding dudes to see, LOLz!
Katy Perry is currently taking some time off from her music making/love life to chiilllllaaax …
Which is exactly what the Killer Queen was doing this weekend in the Caribbean while floating on an innertube in the Atlantis Resort's "lazy river" (above)!
And haaaaay honey, who are all those steamy males around you?!
Ohhh what we would give to switch places with Kaypers in this picture! Hot sun, an undulating, refreshing river, and tons of man-candy to feast upon?!
YES PLEASE!
[Image via Splash News.]

It looks like if you want Farrah Abraham's underwear, you're just going to have to do some kind of Revenge Of The Nerds-style panty raid, because eBay is NOT having it!
Vivid had attempted to auction off the (Backdoor) Teen Mom's wardrobe from her popular porno, but eBay has removed the auction!
Why? Health policy! The popular online auction house sent a letter to the seller, saying:

Watch out, Amanda Bynes!!
There is another fox sneaking suspiciously close to Drake's hen house!
Cameras caught the former Nickelodeon star lounging poolside in Miami yesterday where he — get this — acquired a mysterious blonde woman's digits! ALL TEN OF THEM!
LOLz, that's sooooo Drake!!
The 26-year-old Torontonian soaked up the hot sun without a shirt, but it looked like he and his friends had an iced down bottle of bubbly on standby for when they needed to cool off.
Sigh! We just adooore Drake soooo much!
Almost as much as Drake adores single moms!

Who wants the bikini that was worn on Farrah Abraham's Teen Mom backdoor??
Anybody??
Well, if you DO change your mind, you can now bid on the actual bikini she wears on the cover of her "homemade" porno, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which eBay states is in "used" condition.
In fact, it even says that her Poolside Collection bikini is

Who says Mother's Day has to be limited to a day or a weekend?? Make it a getaway! Your mom deserves it!
That's exactly what Hilary Duff did, as she's been posting pics and being photographed on a Mother's Day getaway with her son Luca, husband Mike Comrie, sister Haylie Duff (and her boyfriend!), and their mother Susan Duff!
Here's what she tweeted, along with the pics (above AND below!)
They're having a BLAST, and what better way to show that mom's can be in shape too than to pick somewhere hot and tropical so you can flash that two-piece by the pool!
Hope everything is going well, and a happy belated Mother's day to you guys!
[Image via Twitter.]

Kim Kardashian and her baby bump are on FIRE!!!
The pregnant lady bared her bump while vacationing in Greece, and an A-MAZING bikini pic hit the cover of Us Weekly (above).
The picture looked authentic, but was actually staged according to one magazine person in the know.
Fortunately, it was one HELLUVA staged pic, and it resulted in HUGEEEE sales for the mag: