If you're not watching FOX News, you're apparently missing out on some heated conversations about Beyoncé!
The Queen Bey sparked a dispute between Bill O’Reilly and Russell Simmons last night over the artistic value of her song Partition!
The R&B mogul (who was on the show to discuss his new book on meditation) had to defend B because The Factor host has a major problemo with her putting out a single so seXXXy!
Watch yourself, Bill! We don’t take too kindly to people badmouthing our gurl!
Bill actually argued that Beyoncé was being irresponsible by glamorizing sex when so many young women idolize her!
Going after the frequent flier miles is one thing, but trying to get your children's mother excommunicated from her church is another thing all together!
Bill O'Reilly and Maureen McPhilmy, the woman who divorced him and then remarried another man, aren't exactly getting along when it comes to raising their kids.
A man and his ex-wife disagreeing on parenting styles isn't exactly unprecedented, but when it gets so bad he starts a one man crusade against his ex-wife's soul?
Marueen has been officially reprimanded by the Catholic Church for continuing to (1) receive communion at her local church after getting divorced and remarried — Mmm, but the body of Christ is so delicious! And who can turn down a free snack? — and (2) telling her kids that marriage numero dos is valid in God's eyes!
If she continues down this terrible road of sinful sacrilege seemingly normal path, she could be
Stephen Colbert co-hosted Good Morning America on Tuesday, but made sure to promote his newest book, America Again: Re-Becoming The Greatness We Never Weren’t, in the process.
He took a break from the anchor desk to sit down for an interview (above) with George Stephanopoulos and discussed a variety of issues like the upcoming presidential debate, New York's un-American soda ban, and fixing the economy.
Perhaps the most important topic was Jon Stewart's debate against Bill O'Reilly this Saturday.
It was a small portion of the HIGHlarious interview, but Colbert made it pretty clear who he favored when he said:
Now that the Democratic and Republican National Conventions are over, the most exciting part of the election process has arrived — it's debate season!
While we can only assume that the entire country is eagerly anticipating the showdown between President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney when they finally get to exchange verbal jabs in person, there is another upcoming showdown that may have those on the left and right EQUALLY enthralled.
Longtime rivals Bill O'Reilly and Jon Stewart will be debating for a full 90 minutes at George Washington University in Washington, DC on October 6!
"The Rumble In The Air-Conditioned Auditorium" will finally pit the two television personalities — that perhaps best embody the differences between the conservative and liberal mindset — against each other in a moderated battle of the wits.
We've seen them
Backstage at the Best Man on Broadway.
So Bill O'Reilley, John Stamos and Perez Hilton walk into a bar and…..
Let's just make this official. Last week we told you Bill O'Reilly was negotiating a new contract with Fox News that would extend his presence on the network through 2016.
Now he has and will continue to anchor The O'Reilly Factor, the number one
opinion news show during the 8pm time slot. We can't forsee the conservative network ever letting go of their favorite personality either, especially since CEO Roger Ailes had such nice things to say about him:
Don't worry conservatives! You're number one source for
opinion-based fair and balanced news is keeping your two favorite faces.
Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity are in the middle of negotiating deals to remain with Fox News throughout at least 2016.
Of course, yay! Without these two, the folks at The Daily Show would have nothing to make fun of. Ha!
Here's to four more years of us watching Fox News and thinking, "WTF did he just say?!"
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