Whitney Houston's mouthpiece said on behalf of the singer that the reunion rumors surrounding Whit and her ex, Bobby Brown, are "a complete fabrication."

For all the wrong reasons, we really wanted the Whit and Bob romance to be on again.

They're tragic together.

But, without Bobby around, Whit, you'll only have yourself to blame if your 'comeback' goes wrong!

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Trainwrecktastic!!!!

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are getting heavy again, according to multiple sources.

The Chicago Sun Times cites numerous sightings of Whit and Bobby all romantical and shiz while dining at restaurants down in Georgia.

Insiders also report that their daughter, Bobbi Kristina, is eager for her parents to remarry.

We're excited for the drama that always follows the two when they're together.

Don't fuck up her comeback, though, Bobby!

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Former hit maker turned reality 'star' Bobby Brown and a mystery lady dined at West Hollywood eatery Dan Tana's on Saturday.

Bobby made sure that paps were looking when he laid a big ole kiss on his date.

Who are you, Missy?

What could you possibly see in hasbeen Bobby?!

15 minutes of famewhore madness?

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Time to book a few more reality gigs for some money!

According to TVs's Extra, Bobby Brown has been sued by his divorce attorneys for $90,217.26.

In court papers filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court on August 15th, 2008, it states that previous charges and late penalties are due to Brown's lawyers for their "professional services" during his divorce from Whitney Houston in 2007.

Divorce is expensive!

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In case you didn't know, Bobby Brown can read and write.

Or so they want us to believe!

According to Atlas Books, the former singer was set to write a memoir in which he'll allegedly accuse his ex-wfie, Whitney Houston, of fueling his addiction to drugs, particularly cocaine.

Of course.

Blame everyone else but yourself! Crackhead!

The book is was to be titled Bobby Brown: The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But.

However, Atlas Books recently just claimed the memoir has been canceled.

What a shame!

The book's publicist though is denying the claims, stating the book will be released at a future date.

As of today, Atlas Books is now stating that Bobby Brown's legal council has put the memoir on hold until they work out the details to secure a publisher.

But they now state the book will be published at a later unknown date once negotiations are finalized with the publisher.

Why bother????

Will U read Bobby's book?

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Who HASN'T fucked LezLo???? THAT is the real question!

Bobby Brown's son - Landon - revealed to the UK rag The Sun that he got intimate with Lindsay Lohan in a very interesting place.

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close.

“She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.

“We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Damn…LezLo went there!

Guess she must've been really horny that night.

That little raging nympho!

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Mayjah drama!!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's 15 year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tried to stab Whitney during an argument and then attempted to kill herself by slashing her wrists!

Poor Bobbi K! The crazy shit that kid must have seen!

A family member, Ann Davis, $old Bobbi Kristina out. Davis tells The Enquirer that a few days before Bobbi Kristina's 15th birthday the youngin' tried to stab Whitney before turning the razor on herself.

According to sources, the suicide attempt landed Bobbi Kristina in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta.

We hope she's doing better now!

[Family image via WENN. Bobbi K pic via MySpace.]

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Remember those cocaine charges Bobby Brown was facing???

Well, by some miracle of God, the bad boy was just spared any jail time!

The beleaguered singer has agreed to do one year's community service in Brockton, Mass., in lieu of facing life behind bars.

Apparently, the judge thinks Bobby can best make amends mentoring children and young adults in the violence-plagued city.

Ha! Ha! HA!!!!!

“It’s something he wants to do anyway,” says his lawyer.

Yeah, just about as badly as he wants to get his ass waxed!

Brown’s community service should begin within the next couple of months. It sounds like the perfect premise for yet another reality TV show…unless he starts to give the kids cocaine.

That's a possibility too!

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Though his Being Bobby Brown died a quick and untimely death after one golden season, Bobby Brown is in ANOTHER reality show. Thankfully!

He's trying his hand at Country music in the show Gone Country, and it's finally upon us.

It's everything and more we could have wished for!

The following goes down in the next episode.

- Bobby Brown's morning pick me up is booze. Brown states, “Y’all like coffee. I like alcohol.”

- A drunk Bobby Brown helps shovel shit in this week's 'challenge'.

- Bobby tries to be all cowboy by chewin' tabaca', but instead swallows a mouthful of Skoal which gets him high.

- He gets wasted during a group outing and then goes to the show's tour bus to sleep it off. Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson, one of the other show contestants, on the tour bus who tries to nurse him back to sobriety. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown’s white kicks, Bobby unleashes a big ole fart on Carnie. “His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,” Wilson exclaims.

- Bobby suffers from sleepwalking and tries to urinate on contestant Dee Snider at 4 AM. Snider catches him just in time and is able to get him to the bathroom.

You can't make that shiz up!!!

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