Why couldn't we have a speech like this?!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Jimmy Fallon took a moment out of the Tonight Show on Thursday to go back in time and play a couple of graduating seniors from Oneonta High School Class of 1989. No, they weren't the valedictorians, they were the two kids with the WORST GPAs!
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Jimmy and The Rock put on their best "dumb" voices and talked about how kids shouldn't get caught up in "fads" like "computers" which as the rock explains is just "a dumb box of wires." LOLz!
We're TOTALLY on board with the worst kids speaking! Maybe not inspiration, but it would have made our graduation speeches MUCH more memorable!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGH-larious sketch above to see tons of '80s references including Bon Jovi, Bobby Brown, and The Breakfast Club!
Someone's got some explaining to do!
If you've found yourself wondering what Jon Bon Jovi has been up to lately, then you can go ahead and put your mind at ease.
That's because it was announced on Sunday that the rocker is creating a reality show about washed up rock stars trying to survive in the real world.
If I Wasn't A Rock Star was supposed to be a joint production between The Weinstein Co. and Dimension Films, but there's just one problem… someone already came up with the same idea for a show way back in 2008!
This sounds scary!
Bon Jovi's Richie Sambor's ex-girlfriend Nikki Lund apparently filed a report against the rocker for allegedly threatening to kill her and also for assaulting her.
The fashion designed apparently filed the report in Calabasas, California this week and what set her off is when the rocker called her up recently and said he could make her "disappear."
Here's what a rep from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said:
"The incident is under investigation. The victim didn't come to the station. It was a call for service … We do have a person of interest, but we are not saying who it is. The detective just got the case this morning."
And a source close to Nikki revealed some of the scary details! Here's what the source said
Who's the top earning musician in the world?
If you answered Beyoncé, it's because you forgot about Dr. Dre!
The rapper and mogul has been named the number one highest paid musician by Forbes after selling his headphones company Beats to Apple; he reportedly earned $620 million before taxes in 2014!
Bey was unsurprisingly number two on that list, but her earnings only came in at $115 million.
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That is a $505 million difference!!! Wow!
The Eagles took third, making $100 million with their History of the Eagles tour. The rest of the list brought along some familiar names!
To find out what Justin Bieber, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus and more made this year, check out the entire list from top to bottom (below)!!!
Emily Kinney sure has been having herself a strong couple of weeks!
Not only was she bumped up to star billing on the most watched show in basic cable history for its fifth season, but now she's also the face of clothing brand Nikki Rich!
Nikki Rich, which is the brain child of singer Nikki Lund and Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora, just released Emily's pics, and she looks ridiculously gorgeous.