That. Just. Happened!
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Buckle up, Perezcious readers!
In Amy Schumer's new memoir The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, the 35-year-old comedienne opens up about surviving her dark past full of abusive boyfriends, (one) one-night stand, and her parents' shocking divorce.
If you thought the New York native was blunt in her stand-up routines, this is so much more than that!
So, let's take a look at some of the realest moments from the book, shall we?
According to reports, the Like I Would singer is set to write an explosive memoir about his time in the chart-topping boyband, and will be blowing the lid off his former bandmates' clean image!
The 23-year-old, who spent more than five years with the band, will allegedly talk about his more WILD experiences with Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, and Harry Styles in the new tell-all! Yikes!
Apparently, 1D's boss Simon Cowell will be "furious" with the book, as it intends to shatter the illusion of the 1D's PG image. A source told the Daily Mail on Sunday newspaper:
Oh, it's going DOWN!
And it seems the Bachelorette alum did NOT appreciate being called a liar as she took to Twitter on Tuesday to defend her book, titled It's Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak Into Happily Never After. After Murray's pointed words aired on ABC, Andi posted:
This week on the wacky reality dating show, Chad Johnson was officially booted off the show and forced to leave in disgrace — and strangely that was about the least dramatic part of Monday night's episode!
Let's get caught up with the recap…
It all started with Chad's departure, a drawn-out, expletive-laden, unhinged tirade against host Chris Harrison that resulted in poor Mr. Wacko taking a van back to wherever he came from. (Tulsa, right? Yikes.)
With the all-time villain now gone, everybody sort of figured things would quiet down a little bit… Ha! No way, no how, this is a Bachelor spinoff we're talking about here, people!
The drama kicked off early when
Anna Kendrick's exes better watch out!
While the Pitch Perfect star's personal life is rarely covered in the press, the 30-year-old isn't afraid to air her dirty laundry for her highly anticipated, new memoir Scrappy Little Nobody. YAS!