Do NOT get on GOOPy's bad side!
Even though she was more than happy to pose for Vanity Fair back in 2011, it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow is now cutting all ties with the publication.
The magazine was planning on collaborating with the actress for an upcoming cover story, after VF published some less than flattering articles about Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, Gwynnie is refusing participate.
But that's not stopping Vanity Fair!
According to a source the mag's still going ahead with the story, which has prompted Gwyneth and her team to warn all her friends to keep their mouths shut if VF contacts them!
That only makes us curiouser and curiouser, Gwyneth! What kind of juicy goss are you and your friends hiding from us???
[Image via Vanity Fair.]
A love like Angie and Brad's comes along once in a lifetime!
Angelina Jolie recently blew out 38 candles on her birthday cake, and after the taxing year she's had, Brad Pitt made sure to pour a deluge of seXXXy lil' things on his lady love!
The World War Z star went buckwild at an Agent Provocateur boutique, purchasing scores of luxurious lacy underthings for his baby mama.
Then he went even further and bought
Okay, everyone, relax, RELAX!
We all know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are flawless, and sometimes they hit you with their overwhelming perfection (above) until you can't quite function anymore, but the key is to KEEP BREATHING!
The world's hottest couple is singlehandedly improving our quality of life by appearing at all the red carpet events for World War Z.
At the film's Berlin premiere on Tuesday, Angie was SPELLBINDING in a strapless white Ralph & Russo dress with sculpted peplum detail and metallic accents.
Our mouth is AGAPE!!!
Meanwhile, Brad was the yin to his partner's yang in a crinkled leather jacket, black tee, and black jeans.
Aren't you so glad they've already procreated and their progeny will continue spreading their DNA around through the generations forever and ever?!
Yes, you are!
[Image via WENN.]
Even when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don't look their best, they still look ten times better than an average couple all gussied up on their wedding day.
Because they're clearly a superior species!
The so-in-LUUUURVE twosome continued the World War Z promo tour at the flick's Paris premiere on Monday, looking simple and chic in all-black ensems.
Angie once again donned Saint Laurent, choosing a custom pantsuit and silk tie-neck blouse paired with classic black pumps.
Brad was a tad wrinkled but still debonair in jeans, v-neck tee, and linen blazer, with his hair smoothed back into a seksi pony.
If we could just bask in their presence for a little bit, we'd be the happiest person in the world!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Brad Pitt is one hot, motor-revving badass on the cover of Esquire.
Wearing a long-sleeve shirt and black jeans, the bike riding DILF lets his long blonde hair down and flashes his lightly scruffed up chiseled jaw on the June/July issue, but keeps his piercing blue eyes hidden with his Top Gun aviators.
Can the 49-year-old look anymore hawt, rough and rugged!?
Oh wait, he can! Just look at the picture of him riding a roadster in the spread (below)! Don't you want to hop on and ride off in to the sunset with him? Ha!
As for the rest of the pics, well, they're incredible, of course. And we wouldn't expect anything different from Brad, who dabbles in photography himself.
Check out the rest of the black and white spread (below)!
P.S. CLICK HERE to read HIGHlights from Brad's Esquire interview!
[Image via Esquire.]
And what a smile it is!
It's almost too toothy for us!
Brad Pitt is on the cover of Vanity Fair's June issue showing nothing but a big ol' grin on his face.
It's just blue eyes, wispy blond hair, some stubble, a navy shirt, and oh yeah, those chompers.
In the issue, Brad talks about his upcoming movie World War Z, but we want to hear all about Angelina and the kiddos!
Speaking of which, we think he should just leave the pretty covers to Angie….
[Image via Vanity Fair.]
Do men wear Spanx?
And according to some recent reports, Brad Pitt is one of the brand's many fans!
Even though he's still a Hollywood heartthrob who has women throwing themselves at him, the now 49-year-old actor is concerned that his midsection has gotten too fluffy for his liking.