If this is true, we guess she didn't get too serious with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis!

Avril Lavigne was reportedly spotted out several times with Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama.

After a first date near the end of October at Nobu they were supposedly getting chummy at LA club Wonderland over this past weekend.

A witness says:

"She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other's ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."

BARF!

[Image via Andres Otero / Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]

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D-Lister Avril Lavigne appears on the cover of Z-List magazine Savvy this month. We've never heard of it before either!

She looks HOrrendous!

And she's "learned what's important in life?"

Surely that can't include hard-pAArtying and shacking up with Brandon Davis?

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Oh BARF!

Recently separated Avril Lavigne is wasting no time in moving things right along with Brandon Davis.

The gruesome twosome were spotted house hunting in Beverly Hills and the Hollywood Hills just this week. Avril is selling the home she shared with ex Deryck Whibley and well, Davis still lives at home in Bel-Air.

What a winner!

A source reveals, "She and Brandon aren't sure where the romance is headed. But Brandon has never lived with a woman before, so it's a big commitment on his part."

Please, these two are just destined to crash and burn.

We're eagerly waiting on the edge of our seats!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Hey, when you are broke you are broke, and when you are as pathetic as Brandon Davis, you steal other people's shit when you are broke!

Not that Scott Storch is any better, but he is revealing that the Greasy Bear tried to steal a diamond watch from him, which abruptly ended their friendship.

According to Scott, during a party at his now-repossessed house in Florida, he caught Brandon swiping a $100,000 watch from him. When Scott confronted him about it, Brandon admitted to the crime, became a pansy, and begged for forgiveness. Scott didn't turn him into the police, but it ultimately ended their bromance.

Douches like Davis are unpredictable and can't be trusted.

April Lavigne better watch out!

[Image via WENN.]

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These two deserve each other!

Although Avril Lavigne and Greasy Bear aka Brandon Davis have been pAArty pals for awhile, it turns out Avril spent a month on a yacht in St. Tropez with the douchebag this summer!

All while still married to Sum-41 hubby Deryck Whibley!!!!

Lavigne pAArtied it up all summer long on Davis' 100-foot-yacht with friends, where the washed-up pop punk star was seen "downing shots, drinking booze from the bottle and play-fighting men on the beach."

Says one source: "She wasn't acting like a married woman at all."

No shit!

Even though Avril and Deryck have since split, insiders say she's absolutely "not involved romantically" with Davis in any way, and that the two are "just friends."

Friends with a major problem!

(Sniff sniff.)

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Brandon Davis has reportedly been hard up for cash for quite some time. He's been cut off!

But, now, according to new reports, his wealthy family may be having some financial problems as well.

Just last night, Douchebag Davis was spotted out pAArtying with Kim Kardashian at STK club in Los Angeles.

With Greasy's money issues, does that mean Kim paid for him to party last night?

And, uhm, what in the heck is Kim wearing? It looks like fabric for window drapes. And what do U think of Greasy's shoes?

There's so much wrong going on in this picture.

[Image via WENN.]

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Is the Davis family actually broke?

The woman responsible for unleashing double douchebags Brandon and Jason Davis upon the world, and daughter to supposed billionaire Marvin, might lose her house!

Nancy Davis reportedly owes up to $226,152.57 on her Bel Air home, and the company that loaned her the moolah is threatening to put the house on the auction block.

In a bid to keep the house, she's put it on the market with a $19,975,000 price tag. She has only until February 26th to transfer ownership!

Her rep said, "This is a paperwork glitch. The default will be cured and the house will not be sold through foreclosure."

Yeah right!

Are Greasy and Gummy going to have to start, you know, working?

Greasy could wring his face out for a bucket of oil to fry the French fries in, but Gummy might try to sneak too many of them!

[Image via WENN.]

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It seems the place to be last night in Hollywood was at the Bar Deluxe.

We went to get a head start on our holiday celebrating with Katy Perry and Paris Hilton.

Oh, yeah, Brandon Davis was there too.

The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like.

We invited him to (knowing full well we'd call the police within 30 seconds of his fist making contact). But, the sweaty bear of a man pussied out.

Pussy!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spotted: Avril Lavigne and her "good friend" Brandon Davis at an after-hours party at a private residence in Beverly Hills on Thursday night.

Her troll husband was nowhere to be seen.

Very inneresting!

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