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Two months after police arrest and find cocaine on Brandon Davis, good ole Greasy Bear decided to change his plea from not guilty to GUIL-TY!

As we told you earlier, Davis was also charged with battery for allegedly punching Ben Gleib in the face. He pled no contest to the battery charge but presumably figured pleading guilty to drug possession would work better for him in the long run.

Guess what! It did! Brandon is

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At least they are consistent, right?

You'll recall that last month, Greasy Bear, otherwise known as Brandon Davis, was arrested in Hollywood outside the Rossevelt Hotel for allegedly punching comedian Ben Gleib in a coke rage. When the cops came to arrest him for the assault, they found the cocaine on him during a search and he was immediately brought in.

Now, Brandon faces one count of felony possession of a controlled substance and one misdemeanor count of battery, both of which he has pled "not guilty" to. If he is found guilty, he'll find himself in a jail cell for a max of three and a half years.

Bright side: since your brother is facing similar charges, maybe you'll get to share bunk beds in the same cell! Wouldn't that be neat?

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Oh for goodness sake! Can't anyone in this effing family keep their shiz together?!

Brandon Davis was arrested last night on charges of battery and possession of a controlled substance after he punched Chelsea Lately castmember Ben Gleib in the face at the Roosevelt Hotel.

The socialite otherwise known as Greasy Bear was apparently denied entry to Beacher's Madhouse beforehand for "erratic behavior," and upon his arrest authorities found cocaine on him!

Just lovely, as always!

Have fun trying to slither your way out of this one, Brandon!

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We never want to!

While sitting next to Paris and Nicky Hilton at a Race to Erase MS charity event, Brandon Davis shows how he likes to finger his butt.

A clASSy act as always!

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Well, well - what do we have here?

We thought we smelled the overwhelming, RANK musk of entitlement and grease!

Kourtney Kardashian's douchebag boyfriend, Scott Disick, decided to celebrate his Cinco de Mayo by terrorizing the streets of Beverly Hills with none other than Brandon Davis!

We're sure right after these photos were taken, these two lubed up with oil from each other's hair and had a long, slippery jerk off session together over how great they both are!!

BARF.

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HA! How mortifying!

Even though his mother, Nancy Davis, is afflicted with the disease and runs the fundraiser, Jason Davis will not be attending the Race to Erase MS gala tomorrow night - because his ass has been shipped off to Utah's Cirque Lodge for some very much need REHAB!

Apparently, his grandmother Barbara Davis was furious that the trainwreck made a fool of himself when he showed up uninvited to a Golden Globes after-party in January, so she and Nancy made sure he'd be out of the picture for the formal event!

The douche was overheard saying:

"Given her guest list of Anne Heche, Tom Arnold and other dysfunctional B-listers, I would've fit right in."

We think they should probably send Brandon along for the ride. Does the Cirque Lodge provide treatment for being a dumbass?

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What a STOOPID loser!

The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis has apparently wiped all the grease and jizz out of his eyes and realized that he's completely irrelevant, because he's resorted to making shiz up just for attention!

Apparently, the twat was overheard telling a friend that Avril Lavigne cheated on Brody Jenner with HIM!

WTF?? LOLZ!

Insiders, of course, are confirming that this DEFINITELY did not happen.

HA! Sorry, bb!

You must really FAIL if even Avril Lavigne wouldn't be caught dead kissing you!

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And it may actually be true!

Brandon Davis has denied Tweeting those tacky-ass comments about ex Mischa Barton's weight.

"I would never say anything nasty about Mischa, especially about her weight," said Davis. "I am p*ssed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things."

He claims to not even have a Twitter. It does seem odd that the account was only activated last week AND it's not verified.

The oil heir may not be a saint, but we'll give him a pass on this. Don't take it personally, Mush! You're not fat - just get your shiz together!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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