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Ew, Can You Imagine What That Finger Smells Like?

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooParis HiltonBrandon DavisNicky Hilton

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We never want to!

While sitting next to Paris and Nicky Hilton at a Race to Erase MS charity event, Brandon Davis shows how he likes to finger his butt.

A clASSy act as always!

[Image via Celebrity Vibe.]

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Your Daily Douchebag: Scott Disick & Brandon Davis Edition

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooBrandon DavisLove LinePhotos!Kourtney Kardashian

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Well, well - what do we have here?

We thought we smelled the overwhelming, RANK musk of entitlement and grease!

Kourtney Kardashian's douchebag boyfriend, Scott Disick, decided to celebrate his Cinco de Mayo by terrorizing the streets of Beverly Hills with none other than Brandon Davis!

We're sure right after these photos were taken, these two lubed up with oil from each other's hair and had a long, slippery jerk off session together over how great they both are!!

BARF.

[Images via Fame Pictures and Ramey Pix.]

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Gummi Bear Sent To Rehab (Again)!

| Filed under: DrugsBrandon DavisAnne HecheJason DavisSad Sad

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HA! How mortifying!

Even though his mother, Nancy Davis, is afflicted with the disease and runs the fundraiser, Jason Davis will not be attending the Race to Erase MS gala tomorrow night - because his ass has been shipped off to Utah's Cirque Lodge for some very much need REHAB!

Apparently, his grandmother Barbara Davis was furious that the trainwreck made a fool of himself when he showed up uninvited to a Golden Globes after-party in January, so she and Nancy made sure he'd be out of the picture for the formal event!

The douche was overheard saying:

"Given her guest list of Anne Heche, Tom Arnold and other dysfunctional B-listers, I would've fit right in."

We think they should probably send Brandon along for the ride. Does the Cirque Lodge provide treatment for being a dumbass?

[Image via WENN.]

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Greasy Bear Caught Telling Lies For Attention!

| Filed under: Avril LavigneIcky Icky PooBrandon DavisLove LineBrody Jenner

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What a STOOPID loser!

The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis has apparently wiped all the grease and jizz out of his eyes and realized that he's completely irrelevant, because he's resorted to making shiz up just for attention!

Apparently, the twat was overheard telling a friend that Avril Lavigne cheated on Brody Jenner with HIM!

WTF?? LOLZ!

Insiders, of course, are confirming that this DEFINITELY did not happen.

HA! Sorry, bb!

You must really FAIL if even Avril Lavigne wouldn't be caught dead kissing you!

[Image via WENN.]

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