Bret Michaels WILL NOT be shaking his ASSets for the illustrious Chippendales.
The rocker with the rock hard abs has turned down an offer to guest host the beefy, barely-clothed dance troupe in Las Vegas.
Why would Bret turn down such an honor??!
While Bret was flattered by the proposal, he has already committed to the Travel Channel TV series, Rocky My RV.
Although we're disappointed, we can't say we disagree with his decision.
Bret has tons of experience with reality TV at this point and even though he has plenty of stage presence, as evident from his Poison days, he has never done anything of this sort!
Looks like Bret is into smart, not sexy moves..unless it's a woman doing the shaking! LOLz.
[Image via WENN.]
Well this is some MAJOR awkward turtle!!
Celebrity Apprentice Bret Michaels wanted to wish the lovely Eva Longoria a happy birthday, and decided to do so via Twitter by posting a message that was accompanied by a pic of him and Eva together…
Except the woman in the picture is NOT Eva Longoria. It's KIM KARDASHIAN!!
Unfortunatly, the original tweet has since been deleted, but no matter, cause we have picture PROOF!
First, peruse some pics of Eva and Kim and decide for yourself whether or not this was an honest mistake.
THEN take a gander at the image of Kimmy that Bret thought was the Desperate Housewives star …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Buckle up, you’re in for a bumpy ride!
Donald Trump and his fave business-savvy celebrities are back for Celebrity Apprentice: All-Stars!
Although we still have to wait until March 3rd to see if Gary Busey loses his shizz or if Bret Michaels can take the title for a second time, we at least have a little sneak peek at the dramz to come (above)!
Nothing like grown adults fighting like cats and dogs!
Actually, cats and dogs might be better behaved. LOLz!
It's ON — and with Omarosa coming back it's gonna be a little scary!
Friday morning, Donald Trump stopped by The Today Show to announce the upcoming season of The Celebrity Apprentice will be it's first-ever "all-stars" edition. And our day was made!
Sooo, which celebs have signed on to battle for the
ego boost $250,000 prize for charity?
Trumpy says the cast of the FIRST ever Celebrity Apprentice: All Stars will include:
Splitsville sure is getting to be overpopulated!
Back in 2010, after 16 years of dating, rocker Bret Michaels finally proposed to his girlfriend, Kristi Gibson, on the finale of their reality show, Bret Michaels: Life As We Know It.
Now, two years later, it seems the couple will NOT be headed down the aisle anytime soon, as they’ve decided to call it quits!
A statement on behalf of Bret and Kristi reads:
It was bound to happen.
NBC is plotting the ultimate season of Celebrity Apprentice ever, Celebrity Apprentice: All Stars.
If Donald Trump is on board with the idea, the network wants to bring back past winners Piers Morgan, Joan Rivers and Bret Michaels as well as other colorful characters like Omarosa, Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman.
NBC wouldn't comment on the rumor, but a source says they're gunning for a February premiere date.
Would U watch???
He’s back! And he’s still talking dirty to us!
Bret Michaels sold 30 million records with Poison in the ‘80s, started the sex tape trend with Pam Anderson in the ‘90s, and sought a soulmate on Rock of Love in the 2000s.
It’s a new decade and Bret is back pumping out jams with his new single, Get Your Rock On.
It kind of sounds like the music for a beer commercial. Yikes!
Maybe he should stick to awesome Christmas cards!?
Not even Kid Rock sings about Jager-bombs and panty dropping any more!
That said, every thorn is attached to a rose and — in the spirit of saying something nice or not saying anything at all — the guitar work off of Bret’s new track is surprisingly catchy.
But don’t take our word for it, ch-ch-check out Get Your Rock On (above)!
[Image via BretMichaels.com.]