He’s back! And he’s still talking dirty to us!
Bret Michaels sold 30 million records with Poison in the ‘80s, started the sex tape trend with Pam Anderson in the ‘90s, and sought a soulmate on Rock of Love in the 2000s.
It’s a new decade and Bret is back pumping out jams with his new single, Get Your Rock On.
It kind of sounds like the music for a beer commercial. Yikes!
Maybe he should stick to awesome Christmas cards!?
Not even Kid Rock sings about Jager-bombs and panty dropping any more!
That said, every thorn is attached to a rose and — in the spirit of saying something nice or not saying anything at all — the guitar work off of Bret’s new track is surprisingly catchy.
But don’t take our word for it, ch-ch-check out Get Your Rock On (above)!
[Image via BretMichaels.com.]
Everyone pretty much knows that Bret Michaels hasn't been the healthiest dude these past few years, but very few people actually know why.
One of the reasons is that he's been battling
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Remember back at the 2009 Tony Awards, when part of the set collapsed on Bret Michaels head???
You know, the accident that was the cause of a near-fatal brain hemorrhage months after the incident?
Well, reportedly, Bret has FINALLY settled the lawsuit — which he filed in 2011 — now, three years after the event!
The lawsuit, which named
We wonder how many of his Rock Of Love ho, ho, ho's he sent these two!
Check out Bret Michaels' season's greetings card, which he sent out for Christmas (above)!
And what does he have planned for he and his two daughters?
"My family wakes up at the crack of dawn. We grab guitars and jam!"
Aw! That actually sounds very sweet!
Here's hoping you guys had a lovely jam session this morning, you guys!
And Happy Holidays!
What a lovely gesture!
In an effort to show his support for American troops in Iraq, Bret Michaels traveled to the country and spent the Thanksgiving holiday weekend with the military!
Here's what he had to say about it on his Facebook page:
Holy big 80s hair! Wowsa!
Is that really you, Harrison Ford? Did Han Solo/Indiana Jones really dress up like a Bret Michaels wannabe for Halloween? We're just wondering…
Yup, that's him. And his wife Calista Flockhart. The two attended a costume party in Brentwood, California on Monday looking like they just stepped out of a "Poison/Skid Row/Def Leppard/Insert Any 80s Hair Band Here" video.
Between the zebra pants, the skull t-shirt, the red jacket and the insane wig, we are pretty sure Harrison has actually won the Most Unrecognizable Award this year.
So cool that he can have a sense of humor about things though. Wouldn't you just love to spend a day hanging out with him??
[Image via GSI Media.]
We've found Bret Michaels on the absolute last channel you'd ever think to find him - the Weather Channel.
Ready for this, ladies of the night? What really turns Bret Michaels on is some crazy weather conditions. The rocker was actually a guest correspondent for The Weather Channel this week, showcases as a "Weather Warrior" submitting some footage he took of the extreme weather he traveled through on tour.
Check out the video (above) to see how much Bret Michael's loves him some lightening and wind and rain!!!
Next week, he'll be knitting with Martha Stewart! LOLz! What?! Who are you, Bret?!