Oh, blessed day!
Back to the drawing board, Drumpster!
Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett is taking a stroll down memory lane to her time as Hugh Hefner's on Girls Next Door.
As you can imagine, the now-31-year-old mother-of-two has come a long way since appearing on E!'s hit reality show alongside Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt that first aired back in 2005. Whoa, time flies!
All these years later, Hank Baskett's wife is opening up about all of her favorite (and not so favorite) experiences from living the life of luxury in the Playboy Mansion — from fancy parties, private jets, and yes, meeting Jennifer Lopez's ass!
The TV personality shared to E! News that at first she was all about the glamour:
"My favorite thing, at one point, living in the mansion was obviously the parties and the first-class traveling. Taking these extreme private jets with two master bedrooms, flying around the world, going and meeting the prince and doing all luxurious stuff."
But after a while, however, Kendra realized the relationship she formed with Hef was the best of all:
We're onto you, ladies…
Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison have been feuding back and forth for months now, and while we totally think their friendship is over, we can't help but think that they may have had ulterior motives when this fight first began.
For one thing, it can't be a coincidence that Kendra on Top's Season Finale and The Vegas Diaries: Romance, Rolling the Dice, and the Road to Reinvention's release both occurred within a week of anal-gate.
Well, we were tired of asking "What if?" so we decided to be proactive and imagine what we think the Girls Next Door's texts with each other would be like if this really all was just one big publicity stunt!
Also, we threw Bridget Marquardt in there just to be fair. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out our Girls Next Door-inspired convo (below)!!!
These girls have moved on!
The trio first became famous for dating Hugh Hefner in front of E!'s cameras from 2005 to 2010, but now the Kendra on Top star has pretty much confirmed we'll never be seeing any more of them together.
During an interview with People Now out Thursday, Kenny basically placed all the blame on Holly for why we've never gotten another Playboy spinoff.
In fact, Kendra flat out said her bestie-turned-rival wouldn't be okay with another reality show because she "has too much to hide," saying:
The third member of The Girls Next Door trio has finally spoken!
In a new interview with Hollywood Today Live, the (engaged!) 42-year-old beauty threw in her two cents about the whole debacle:
"It's kind of sad. Like I feel like we have a bond, the three of us. It's kind of like, it's not like a sisterhood, it's not like friends, I mean it is friends, but it's something totally different than any other relationship you could possibly imagine."
While she's didn't pick teams, the former Playboy stunner tried to reason with both sides:
On Wednesdays, they wear pink.
Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison have been very Mean Girls Next Door towards each other recently, and while their friendship is probably done for good, they both want to come out on top of this whole catfight.
However, only one of Hugh Hefner's former flames can really be Regina George… and Holly sounds intent on making sure Kendra stays her Karen.
That's because the Vegas Diaries: Romance, Rolling the Dice, and the Road to Reinvention author stopped by FOX News on Wednesday to once again share her side of the story while throwing the Kendra on Top star under the bus.
In fact, Holly spoke to Diana Falzone of In The Zone where she claimed she didn't even understand why Kenny "went all crazy" on her, saying:
UPDATE 4:06 P.M. EST: Ooop! Kendra Wilkinson is firing back after checking out Holly Madison's latest interview. Taking to Twitter on Wednesday, she wrote:
The game continues as long as you keep talking about me…so is it my turn again???
— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) May 11, 2016
Kendra didn't have to name any names for everyone to figure out who she was talking about! We wonder if her frenemy will end up responding…
As you probably remember, the Kendra On Top starlet slammed her former costar for her "book of lies."
"I wish her the best, but I'm done with that portion of my life. I've moved on. I'm happier now."
At least she's got a good attitude about it, but that doesn't mean the pregnant starlet doesn't have anything to say about Kendra's claims about her:
"A friendship with her was something I tried to work out off camera years ago. But I don't want to let myself and my friendship with someone be jerked around based on what's convenient for someone's reality show. She can bad mouth me or put words in my mouth, but I'm not going to fall for that. Bridget [Marquardt] and I have always been friends off camera. There's a big difference between what's real and what's genuine versus someone who is like, 'I want to be in a feud with you this week because it's good for ratings.' I'm done playing those games."
Ouch! Holly also doesn't have any plans on patching things up because:
Reunited and it feels so good!
In fact, the mother-of-two is taking some time out of her busy schedule to apologize to Bridget Marquardt for being such a bad friend!
In a teaser for this Friday's all new Kendra on Top, the former Girls Next Door admits that she had a tough time leaving the Playboy mansion and took it out on Bridget, saying: