The Palins are soooo the Spears family of Alaska!

Like the Spears, the Palins have a knocked up teenaged daughter.

AND, like the Spears, it looks like the Palins sometimes poo poo the whole notion of child safety seats.

We were shocked to read the following report:

One Friday in June, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joined the chief of the state prison system on a tour of the Point MacKenzie Correctional Farm, a 90-minute drive north of Anchorage. It was a routine visit but for the presence of the governor's infant son, Trig.

Palin held her baby in her arms as the warden drove a short distance around the facility, said corrections director Joe Schmidt, who sat next to Palin. A few days later, the governor got a warning from her public safety commissioner that someone had complained that she did not strap Trig into a car seat for the ride. Palin dismissed the complaint as petty, and the commissioner, whom she appointed, took no formal action.

Petty?!?!

Someone's concern for Palin's disabled son's life was dismissed by her as petty?!?

Yikes!

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We got our hopes up, only to have them CRUSHED.

But, this is probably for the best.

PerezHilton.com just spoke to Britney Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, and he tells us exclusively that the former and (hopeful) once-again Princess of Pop is NOT performing at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.

She is 100% not performing, Larry assured us, but she will be attending and opening the show.

Rudolph has repeatedly stated recently that Spears was NOT performing, a statement echoed closely by the reps at MTV.

So, what to make of that footage that leaked on Friday that showed Britney rehearsing to a new song of her with some dancers???

"She was not rehearsing for the VMAs," Rudolph tells us. "It was just her going into the studio with some dancer friends and having fun. It's a regular occurrence now. I see that every day."

But we don't! And we got VERY excited.

Well, we think it's wise that Spears wait until she's 110% ready to perform and make a killer comeback.

But, Larry tells us, that day is not too far away!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Video: Britney's Back!

Fuck it! This is too newsworthy not too report.

We cried as we watched the footage above.

It's NEW video of Britney rehearsing a NEW song for what appears to be her VMA performance!!!!!! Or just rehearsing for fun????

Her body is banging and the song sounds tight.

We're still crying!

Check it out above!

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Such as Britney Spears being a whore at 14!

Last year, attorney Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears when she was a teenager, said in an interview that Britney's whole "Virgin ’til Marriage" act was one big publicity stunt.

He says Britney popped her cherry at the young age of 14 and that it was to her then boyfriend Reg Jone.

Oh, and he also added that her and Justin Timberlake were intimate since the beginning.

But what would some former attorney know, right????

However, Momma Lynne Spears is now spilling some shocking news about Britney in an attempt to sell more copies of her book.

And in it, among many other things, she confirms that BritBrit did have sex at 14!

WTF?!?!

Lynne's new book, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, confirms that Brit lost her virginity at 14 to an 18 year-old high school football player.

Isn't that illegal?

And she also admits that Brit began drinking at the age of 13!

That's illegal too!

And she started experimenting with drugs at 15!!!!

We're LOVING this!

What we've known all along is coming out, though we'll admit that it is a bit sad.

Brit had a fucked-up childhood and looks like Momma did nothing to help her.

Momma Spears even says that by the age of 16, Britney was caught with marijuana and cocaine on a private jet!

There seems to be a lot of talk about Britney in this book, which will be released on September 16th. We're even tempted to buy it now.

But, of course, Momma Spears isn't to blame.

She says she simply regrets "losing control of Britney's career to handlers who promoted her as a sex object and put her in raunchy videos."

Oh, and she also admitted to "allowing" 16 year-old Brit to sleep with Justin Timberlake and that she went along with the public lie that Brit was saving herself til marriage.

A source said, “Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Back in 2003 Timberlake told Barbra Walters that Britney "lost her virginity a while ago — and I should know."

Wonder what else she wrote about Brit and sis Jamie Lynn Spears?

Looks like Brit and her Momma might not be speaking again for a while.

Profitting off your children: Never a good idea!

[Image via WENN.]

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With one daughter as a teen mother and another who suffered a breakdown and lost custody of her kids, it seems like a good idea that Lynne Spears doesn't release her "parenting" book.

Instead, the book has taken a different turn.

The 53 year-old will soon be releasing a "tell-all" titled Lynne Spears: Through the Storm.

The book, which comes out on September 16th, will portray Lynne as a wonderful mom and will show her defending herself against the criticism that she's failed as a mother.

An inside source tells In Touch Weekly, “She hates that people think she’s some horrible stage mom who pushed Britney and Jamie Lynn into stardom. In the book, Lynne writes that she never had any intention of profiting off her girls. She was only on the payroll when she was helping Britney with her fan club and web site.”

The source adds some information about Britney Spear as well, saying “Lynne dishes on Britney’s love life. She liked Kevin and even calls him a caring daddy. She just wishes they would have taken their relationship slower."

As for BritBrit's breakdown, the source adds, “It’s a mother’s worst nightmare. Her heart broke into a million pieces when she saw the look of despondency in Britney’s eyes.”

And what about daughter Jamie Lynn Spears? Seems momma Spears was upset about how she found out about the pregnancy.

The source says, “Lynne writes that they handed her a note. She was furious.” Though things have changed since the birth of the baby, and everything has been forgiven.

There is one person, though, that Lynne won't be forgiving, and that is Britney's former "manager", sleazeball Sam Lufti. The source says Lynne "makes Sam out to be a monster and a predator who took advantage of Britney when she was most vulnerable.”

And finally, after reading the book, the source says, “You really feel for Lynne. All she ever wanted was to raise a happy and healthy, loving family.”

Could this source's name be Lynne?????

[Image via WENN.]

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Looks like the Spears family has some big skeletons in their closets.

Like murder!

We're not joking.

It turns out Jamie Lynne' mom killed a young boy years ago.

Accidentally, of course.

The incident happened in Kentwood, LA, back in 1975 when Lynne Spears was 20 years old.

Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital after he'd suffered an injury when she ran over the 12 year old boy on his bicycle.

The National Enquirer has even gotten confirmation that the story is true from Lynn's rep!

A family friend says, “To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it. She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.’”

The young boy, Anthony Winters, lived along the route Lynne was taking.

Lynne's rep says, "Anthony Winters and his friend were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve she could not avoid the boy in the street as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane."

Anthony later died at the hospital as a result of his injuries.

Her rep adds, “Lynne realized the boy was struck immediately and to this day is grieved by the Winters’ loss of their son.“

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Poor family.

[Image via WENN.]

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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Britney Spears was involved in some kind of car accident on Saturday night.

Update:

We're told Spears pulled into the fire station on Coldwater Canyon and Ventura after getting into an accident on the highway some time around 9:00 P.M.

No one was seriously hurt. Thankfully.

Update #2:

The other driver in the car Spears was involved in the accident with is "making a big deal," we're told.

Tons of cops are on the scene.

Update #3:

Sources also tell PerezHilton.com that police gave Britney a breathalyzer test. The paramedics also came to the fire station.

Chaos!

It's like old school Brit!

[Image via WENN.]

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Boring Britney was being her usual boring self on Wednesday. And that's a good thing!

The recovering mother of two had a dentist's appointment in the Valley and was accompanied by her wonderfully protective security details.

Signs of old Britney were still there, though. Most notably her oil-stained dress and those cowboy boots.

Girlfriend needs to have a garage sale and get rid of all the shoes in her closet!

Keep it up, B. We hope you're still going to therapy too!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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