Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
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How Does Dear Abby Answer When Asked A Super Bigoted & Homophobic Question?! In The Most Epic Way Possible, Obvi!
YES YES YESSSSSS!!!
This is SOOOOOOOOO full of wins!!!
The legendary Dear Abby column is known for giving advice to curious people on all sorts of topics from relationships to kids, even people's home lives and everything else in-between.
She's the QUEEN of advice and it looks like she's definitely staying on the throne because Abby was asked a SUPER tricky question by a seemingly homophobic couple and her answer was absolutely AH-MAZING!
We SERIOUSLY applaud it.
She was asked:
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I relocated to Florida a little over a year ago and were quickly welcomed into our new neighbors' social whirl. Two couples in the neighborhood are gay — one male, one female. While they are nice enough, my husband and I did not include them when it was our turn to host because we do not approve of their lifestyle choices. Since then, we have been excluded from neighborhood gatherings, and someone even suggested that we are bigots!
Abby, we moved here from a conservative community where people were pretty much the same. If people were "different," they apparently kept it to themselves. While I understand the phrase "when in Rome," I don't feel we should have to compromise our values just to win the approval of our neighbors. But really, who is the true bigot here? Would you like to weigh in? — UNHAPPY IN TAMPA
Seriously, we're amazed they even had the balls to ASK that!!
Well, Abby's response was EPIC!
You Might Think Britney Spears Is A Lip-Synching Pro, But This Video Will Have You Concerned She Can't Even Master That!
Oops she did it again!
The pop princess was performing her Vegas show Piece of Me when she was waving out perfect, pretty, precious waves to her many fans. But who knew that generous and darling move would soon bite her on her perky, bumpin' booty?!
And bite it did because as Brit-Brit waved, her vocals for Alien started up! But the mic was nowhere near her mouth!
Uh…well, she is Brit so maybe her vocals are so magical she doesn't even need a mic for them!!
Whatever, we all know we're seeing this lovely lady in Vegas because SHE'S BRITNEY SPEARS and nothing else matters!
But if you want to see what's in store for your future visit, ch-ch-check out the oopsies…AFTER THE JUMP!!
The Harlem Globe Trotters Get Two New Tiny Members! Britney Spears' Sons! Check Out AH-dorable Pic HERE!
Who needs the Los Angeles Lakers when you have the Harlem Globetrotters??
That's exactly what Britney Spears' boys Sean and Jayden were thinking as they made their way to Staples Center to watch some real basketball action!!
But the boys didn't just get to watch from the stands. They also got a chance to meet some of the super skilled basketballers and pose for some photos!!
If you're for some reason wondering about the matchup, the Globetrotters pulled a not-so-shocking victory over the Washington Generals for what we'll assume was the millionth time, but we're also guessing they put on a pretty good show!
This totally puts our pieces back together!
Unbroken, an unreleased song from Britney Spears' 2011 Femme Fatale album, has leaked into the airwaves to pleasure our ears.
So poptastic, so fierce, SO BRITNEY.
We just have to wonder WHY they cut this song from the final record because we could DEFINITELY dance to these synthed beatz in the club!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!!
Britney Spears Turns Nicole Richie Into Her Personal B*tch On Stage In Sin City! Watch Her Crawl Across The Stage On All Fours!
Guess what happens in Sin City, makes it onto YouTube!
Britney Spears has a tendency to pick out a random person in the crowd to bring up for her Freakshow performance during her Piece of Me show.
But this time, she brought a saucy little minx into the mix!
Nicole Richie was the lucky gal to be chosen and an AH-Mazing fan got it all on video (below)!
After the show, Brit-Brit tweeted to Nicole:
Getting a little sassy on Valentine’s Day, are we?!
Britney Spears was hard at work on the day of love, but her boyfriend David Lucado still got to spend some time with his girl.
Miz Spears didn’t seem innerested though!
In fact, she tweeted a picture of herself wearing a jacket that said, “F*CK OFF LOVER BOY” on the back!
Brit was quick to say she was joking, and shared a few more sweet pics of her and David! She also sent her love to all three of Brit’s valentines, saying
If You've Been Dreaming Of The Day When Idina Menzel & Demi Lovato Would Duet On Let It Go, Do We Have A Treat For You!!!
ZOMG!! Do our ears deceive us?!
And now she's back with another one!
Her impression of Idina is just so spot on AH-MAZING!! Ch-ch-check Christina in all her divalicious glory (below)!
[Image via Apega/JLN Photography/Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]