
And it ain't pretty!
As we previously reported, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner got into it with some people at the Roosevelt Hotel in El Lay this weekend. At first, we didn't know the extent of the pair's injuries. Then, they each took to Twitter to assure their fans that they were alright. Brody admitted to having a "scratch" or two from the broken bottle smashed over his head, but it sounds like Avril took one hell of a beating herself. Not only did she explain the extent of the damage, but she also clarified the story a bit.
She posted:
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Classy.
Brody Jenner was injured Saturday night when he tried breaking up a fight between his own girlfriend Avril Lavigne and an unknown woman at the Roosevelt Hotel in El Lay.
It got so bad that
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The lovey-dovey twosome went to an LA Whole Foods together over the weekend.
And we can only imagine what was on their grocery list…
Emo eggs, muscle milk, Canada Dry, etc…
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Well, well, well! Isn't this romantical?!
Avril Lavigne and her main squeeze, Brody Jenner, were spotted today walking the streets of Paris after enjoying a lunch at L'Avenue!
Ch-ch-check out a photo of the couple (above)!
Would you have EVER that these two would have lasted this long?
Pretty impressive that they've managed to stay so happy!
But Avril - COME ON! You still have to wear those hoodies?
Didn't that look die for even HIGH SCHOOLERS back in 2008? Just saying!
Hope you two are enjoying the city of luuuuurve!
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Wow!
Girlfriend didn't hold back, did she?
In the video, Avril Lavigne messes up all her eye make-up with REAL tears!
The pop ballad, which sings the story of missing a love, is Avril's latest single. And yes, she and Brody Jenner are still going strong, so this is probably about him.
They even got a shout-out in a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (Brody is Kim's step-brother).
What do U think of the video?

And where have you two been hiding? We haven't seen you lovebirds in quite awhile!
Last night, Avril Lavigne and BF Brody Jenner were spotted leaving Koi in El Lay. The two reportedly shared a romantic dinner for two before throwing themselves into the throngs of paparazzi outside.
Such is the life of a Hollywood couple! Nice to see you guys are still getting on. Did you guys know you're like the only couple left who isn't engaged, breaking up or expecting a baby?!
Seriously, we really can't think of anyone else who doesn't fit one of those categories!
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Well, lookie at who's trying to keep a low profile!
Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner, that's who!
The couple were spotted all bundled up and on the DL as they arrived at LAX on Monday to board a flight to Hawaii.
They even had their surfboards in tow!
You kids behave now.
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Perhaps, but we think if she is ticked off it has more to do with the fact that her name got dragged into the whole mess!
By now, you've all heard the nasty things Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie during a show she did in New Jersey. If you heard that, then you've probably also heard Chelsea on her show insist that her comments had nothing to with her friendship with Jennifer Aniston. But what we just heard is that Jen had to have a little talk with Chelsea to tell her how furious she was about the whole thing! A source close to Jen reveals:
"Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same.She is furious with Chelsea for bringing the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline…Even so, she's happy Chelsea made it clear her rant had nothing to do with her and wishes she'd just keep her big mouth shut in the future."
Eh, we wouldn't count on that.
True, Chelsea may refrain from calling Angie a c-word again, but with the kind of success she's been having, we doubt if she will ever keep that big mouth shut! Her big mouth is her money maker! Get used to it!
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