Spencer in another Twitter war???

No, really????

He's starting to sound like Perez! Hey, he learned from the best!

The famewhore already picked a fight with Ryan Seacrest earlier this week, so Spence had to set the bar a little lower for his latest feud! Brody Jenner's girlfriend, Playboy "model", Jayde Nicole!

King Spencer first sent a Tweet to Brody:

"@brodyjenner you NEED to get back together with Kristin Cavallari ASAP!!! Best couple ever to double date with!!"

Which, of course, got Jayde all riled up:

"@spencerpratt are you kidding me? Could you be any more of a rude and disrespectful human being. What do you guys think?"

We think you're giving Spencer the reaction he wants out of you, hun!

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Joe Francis and Khloe Kardashian were seen exiting STK restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday!

And right on the heels of the douche's fight with Khloe's step brother, Brody Jenner?!

Plus, they both look a little worse for wear!

We know Khloe is taking that Quick Shit Trim, but Joe probably defaulted to snorting lines off a hooker's ass toilet seat!

Bon Appetit!

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Joe Francis doesn't want to pass up the only opportunity he'll ever have to play the victim!

"I'm the victim," Joe cried in an interview this weekend about Thursday night's altercation with Brody Jenner and his nekkid-modeling GF, Jayde Nicole.

Francis continued to whine: "Brody hit me in the face… Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all… and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt."

So the interviewer asked the Girls Gone Wild skeeve a simple question: "Well, if Joe Francis is the victim, then what is Brody Jenner?"

Joe's response?

Brody is the man with "smallest penis in Hollywood," said Francis.

Oh shit!

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If you mix Joe and Brody's volatile history and add one crazy bitch, you get last night's drama at Guys and Dolls club in Los Angeles.

This past March, the two brawled at My House after Francis accidentally hit Brody's girlfriend, nude model Jayde, in the head - and the Playmate egged her boyfriend on to defend her honor.

Welcome to the sequel!

According to a reliable source, Jayde's drama-inducing tendencies may have caused the recent brawl as well!

While Joe was talking to one of her friends, Jayde became enraged, threw a drink and glass at him while trying to stir Brody up for a fight.

The situation escalated to the point that she "fell," although she claims that he pushed her.

Friends close to both parties believe that Jayde has a vendetta against Joe and wouldn't put anything past her!

They even believe she's behind Brody's denouncing tweets!

Plus, she's reportedly no longer pressing charges!!!

Inneresting!

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So, he's gonna add woman beater to his long list of offenses!

Some mayjah drama went down outside Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood on Thursday night/early Friday morning.

Brody Jenner and his Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Jayden, were in tow celebrating his birthday when the pair witnessed perpetual troublemaker Joe Francis unrelentingly hitting on a girl they know.

Jayde, who felt that the girl was being harassed, threw a drink on the Girls Gone Wild douche and Francis physically retaliated.

The fucked up felon reportedly then punched Jayde in the face, threw her to the ground and began to punch the Playmate leaving her noticeable injured.

Security broke up the fight as Brody became enraged and started yelling at Francis until both men were escorted outside.

On the outskirts of the club, Jenner tried to get back in to tend to his girlfriend, but security would not allow it. And as Brody spotted Joe outside, he immediately punched him in the face while another patron tased him, taking him to the ground.

WTF?!

Francis disappeared after the incident, but he is wanted for questioning as Jayde intends to press charges.

The battery left her with a black and blue cheek, a swollen face, bruised left rib, sore lower abdomen and missing hair.

A police report was filed, but no one was arrested.

Soon after, Brody Tweeted about the incident stating, ""Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!"

An hour later, The Hills star added more detail: "How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of [expletive]," he wrote, then added, "Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?"

As if anyone ever questioned Joe Francis' moral standing!

Maybe we'll see him and Chris Brown picking up trash on the side of the road!!!

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Talk about an awful way to spend your birthday!

Sources reveal to PerezHilton.com that reality star Brody Jenner had to be hospitalized Friday morning!

The Hills actor is currently in the hospital because "his appendix was exploding. They had to operate on Brody this morning."

Ouch!

And all of this happened on Jenner's 26th birthday, when we're betting he would have rather spent the day drinking his problems away.

The source adds that thankfully he is surrounded by his mother, brother, manager, that Playmate girlfriend of his and loved ones.

Let's hope he has a speedy recovery!

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It seems Audrina Patridge is going to spend a lot of time looking at the ceiling, because inanimate objects are all that can tolerate her.

The reality star is on the outs with the rest of the The Hills cast, according to Life & Style.

"I don't really get along with Audrina," says the girlfriend of Brody Jenner. "Kristin [Cavallari] doesn't get along with Audrina, I don't think anyone on the show really gets along with Audrina."

We hear Ceiling Eyes is in the center of a lot of drama this season!!!!

Everyone suspects that new addition Kristin may have sparked the diva behavior.

Brody's girlfriend continues, "Everyone just welcomed Kristin and loves [her]. Maybe Audrina's jealous of that. I don't really know why they have this big beef."

Cause bitch stole her spotlight?!

If you want some drama, here's an acronym to live by: WWSD!

What Would Speidi Do!!!

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If you needed more evidence that Brody Jenner is a King of Douches, look no further!

Here he is striking the ultimate beer-pong-champion pose as he departs from The Ivy after lunch on Thursday.

Go back to getting sorority girls drunk in a frat house, puh-leeease.

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In what may be the biggest famewhore ploy in the history of garbage television, Speidi's Hills co-stars are starting some beef with them about replacing the pair on I'm Irrelevant…Give Me Attention I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!.

When called for comment, Ceiling Eyes' manager said, "Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she's a star."

No, Audrina's eyes are star-gazing, but she certainly isn't one of them. We do have to give her credit for at least trying - bitch has been in movies, and she's never pretended to be more important than she is.

And Brody's rep issued a statement saying, "No … Brody's not that hungry for bugs or camera time."

The only bugs Brody wants are the ones he picks and eats of off his Bromantical friends' heads.

We feel a little used!

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