There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Guuuuurl, talk about TOTALLY underwhelming!
Sure her body looked perfect in the dress, but there wasn't even an interesting texture to this dress to make it appealing!
Plus, she just threw her hair into a ponytail and it looked like she put ZERO effort into it.
BLAH! More effort needed, gurl!
Better luck next time!
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Brooklyn Decker, you saucy minx, you!
The Sports Illustrated model and actress unleashes her sexual side as she strips down on the couch with two naked girls. Uhh, leaked sexy times, say what??
Okay, well, that's not exactly the whole story!
Starring beside her Friends With Better Lives co-stars Zoe Lister-Jones and Majandra Delfino, Brooklyn gets called out for being "super sexual" by her roommates and the rest is
Ch-ch-check out the sexy Funny Or Die sketch, especially if you want to hear her version of talkin' dirtayy …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Guess someone should have warned her to hit the bathroom first!
The swimsuit model couldn’t have even been embarrassed because she tweeted out:
Maybe not totally speechless, but what can we even say about this??
Chrissy Teigen and her gal pal Brooklyn Decker were hanging out recently, and it looks like the night ended with a "vagina raspberry"-ing.
If you have no idea what that means, neither did we until we watched the subsequent Instagram tutorial Chrissy posted on it!
Watch and learn (above)!
Maybe she should stick to swimsuits.
Brooklyn Decker failed to impress at the Fox L.A. Screenings Lot Party on Thursday in El Lay where she was promoting her new show Friends With Better Lives.
The Sports Illustrated model was going for an easy-breezy look in a black and white Isabel Marant dress, but it did nothing to flatter her fab figure.
What made things worse were her chunky black heels and out of place milkmaid braid.
Hopefully Brooklyn dresses better on the show than she did at this event!
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