Archive for the 'Bruce Willis' Category

If you thought January's amuse-bouche was tasty, just wait until you stuff this bigger, longer, and uncut version of Bruce Willis in your mouth!!

The huge and uncut preview for the manly action star's spy sequel, we obvs mean, LOLz!!

Ch-ch-check out the sweet new trailer for Red 2 (above)!

Helen Mirren assassinating peeps, Catherine Zeta-Jones boozing it up, Anthony Hopkins's senile dancing, and Mary-Louise Parker sticking her tongue in everyone's mouth — this flick has just about everything anyone could want!!

Red 2 hits theaters on August 1st!

This is a Hollywood first!!

While giving a promotional interview for the forthcoming 'roid rage action-dramedy Pain & Gain, famed director Michael Bay SHOCKED the dookie out of our kabookie by apologizing for making several one crappy movie!!

The man was displeased with the Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, and Ben Affleck big-time blockbuster Armageddon, and he told the Miami Herald as much.

He admitted

If you're into cheesy action movies starring muscles and explosions, we have got some FABULOUS news for you!

Let's ignore the fact that today is April Fool's, and let's look at the fact that the new G.I. Joe did well enough this weekend to warrant a third in the franchise — and it's already in development! That's right, $132 million global on it's first debut is MORE than enough to get another one!

Plus, Retaliation is doing much better than the first go around for the franchise, even if the first one cost almost $45 million more to make! It's on track to beat it in the long run too!

If you aren't a fan of popcorn movies, well, we're sorry about the bad news. LOLz! Go watch 400 Blows again or something!

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Could these two be anymore adorable together??

Rumer Willis and her boytoy, Jayson Blair, enjoyed a date night hand-in-hand at an El Lay hotel last Wednesday.

The Hollywood couple have been together for seven months now, but it seems like their love is still as strong as ever!

Has Jayson met Rumer's A-list parents — Bruce Willis and Demi Moore — yet?

Either way, he should know if he breaks her heart, Bruce will make sure he dies hard!! LOLz!

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Um… WHAT should Bruce Willis and Edward Norton do with their balls?

According to the latest Bad Lip Reading of Independent Spirit Awards Best Screenplay Nominees, something cray cray!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear about the HIGHlarious fight between Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift!

We know whose side Bradley Cooper is on!

Melissa McCarthy CANNOT be taken down!

Well okay, Bruce Willis and A Good Day To Die Hard knocked her latest comedy, Identity Thief, out of the number one spot during its second weekend playing in theaters, but it's BACK on top for round three, you guys!

Even if the most money the biggest-selling movie made from Friday - Sunday was $14.1 million!

YEESH! We think that's worst the box office has been hit so far in 2013!

And that's even BEFORE mentioning that The Rock's movie Snitch came in SECOND with a gross of $13 million…well before Keri Russell's new release Dark Skies, which came in SIXTH with $8.9 million!

But hey! It's OSCARS weeked!

Who wants to be out and about watching movies in the theaters when all of our favorite actors will be DRESSED TO KILL, together in one room…all of which is available for viewing from the comfort of one's own home!

Better luck next time!

Check out the full box office top ten for this weekend…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Now that's a look of intensity!

Director Robert Rodriguez tweeted the world a sneak peek of the Sin City sequel this weekend!

His lucky followers saw pics of Josh Brolin's hardcore hunk of a man, both in front of the green screen on set and in the super-stylized comic book universe.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For also stars Bruce Willis, Joseph-Gordon Levitt, and Jessica Alba.

So much hotness in one movie!

You can bet your baloney pony we'll be watching in theaters October 2nd!

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