"Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding! I'm white."
Especially considering she defends her horrible 'joke.'
In her section of the book, Justine explains
This is SO sweet!
Bruce Willis' wife Emma Heming-Willis gave the world an ah-mazing present when she shared one of the most adorable pictures we've seen all week!
The Instagram photo featured the couple's children: newborn baby girl Evelyn and her big sister Mabel, together in an adorable state!
Here's what the hawt momma wrote in the pic's caption:
Bruce Willis plans on continuing doing the horizontal hustle until the great meat mambo ends with a male offspring!
We guess he's NOT getting to old for THAT sh*t. LOLz!
Bruce is already father to five daughters, most recently his cute baby Evelyn Penn Willis he had with wife Emma Heming-Willis.
So, has having only female offspring affected his world views? He said:
Welcome to the world, little Evelynn Penn Willis!
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming-Willis popped out 8lbs, 10oz of baby bliss yesterday.
The couple's rep confirmed:
Bump free or pop hard!
Or should we say - a wonderful threesome!!
That's because Emma's baby bump was proudly on display this past Sunday, and she had her pregnant belly all dressed in black! Which we thought was lovely!
Bruce Willis is a lucky man. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he was saying Yippee-Ki-Yay everyday for his good fortune!
Check out more bump-tastic pictures down (below) !!!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
We knew there was another one on the way!
But from the looks of that bump - this one is going to be super adorable!
Bruce Willis took a picture of his wife Emma Heming proudly displaying her baby bump!
The hawt momma was sporting a black and white striped minidress while sloshing around on a tropical beach!
Here's what she wrote on Facebook in the picture's caption:
"#BabyMoon2014 Photo: B. Willis."
Damn! Bruce has got a great eye! In more ways than one!
He'll be able to see those passed off visual genes on display once this sure-to-be-adorable baby pops!
When that happens — we'll be there!!!
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Or oh girl!
Bruce Willis is having his FIFTH child and second baby with his wife Emma Heming-Willis!
The family's rep
Bruce Willis really missed out!
The actor's wife Emma Heming and baby daughter Mabel were spotted in Los Angeles on Tuesday at the Mr Bones pumpkin patch, and they looked like they were having a blast!
Emma carried her little girl, and the young one was pointing out ripe pumpkins like a pro! Can one have a career as the perfect pumpkin finder? Cause this little one seems like a natural!
Plus did we mention that both of these two looked absolutely gorgeous?
Mabel in her pink baby dress and Emma in her flawless black ensemble — Bruce really struck gold with this family!
We don't mean to go all morbid on you, but whenever the actor does kick the bucket, which hopefully won't be for a long time, he won't Die Hard.
He'll die happy!!!
Check out more pumpkin-tastic pictures (below) !!!
[Image via Michael Wright/WENN.]