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Bugs News Archive
We reported earlier how Shailene's newest recommendation for a tasty meal is bone broth, because hey, who wouldn't eat the same food that Voldemort might use to create a Horcrux?!
Now, she's trying to sell all of planet Earth on a new diet: bugs! Hanuka f*cking Matata, y'all!
In a recent interview, Shailene confessed that she has, in fact, eaten a wide array of insects:
Adopt A Cockroach Or Scorpion In Honor Of Your Ex This Valentine's Day, Courtesy Of The San Francisco Zoo!! Hilarious!!
The San Francisco Zoo came up with an ingenious way to drum up business, help animals and provide scorned lovers with some revenge without all the bad karma.
This Valentine's Day, you can now adopt a hissing cockroach or a giant, hairy scorpion in "honor" of an awful ex!
Sure, we'd all love to send a spring-loaded box of steaming tiger poo to our evil ex-lovers, but who can afford that much flaming poop?? LOLz!
Now, you can get revenge without being an evil poop mailer! The zoo is now allowing people to "adopt" their less cute animals.
Normally, a person could "adopt" a lion or panda or something and they'd donate money for the care of that animal. But now they've got gross options for gross people, describing the scorpion as:
A Belgian startup company has a really good, really gross idea.
They want to make eating bugs attractive to the general population.
Yup! They're called SexyFood (LOLz!) and, like a cliche elementary school bully, they want to make you eat bugs!
Man Dies When Emergency Responders Can't Get To Him After Crashing His Car Into Bee Infested Abandoned Home!
A man died in St. Charles, Michigan after crashing his car into an abandoned home.
The crazy part is… well, its unsure whether or not the crash killed him or what happened right after the crash.
The home he hit hadn't had human residents for a while, but it technically wasn't fully abandoned… it was infested with bees.