Blasphemy!
Gisele Bundchen wore WAYYYYY too many clothes on Sunday to promote her line of intimates in Sao Paulo.
Rather than stripping down to her unmentionables like she did in the ads, the mother of two wore one of her bras under one of the most useless sheer tops ever made.
What? Why!?
And to torture the crowd even more, Gisele covered up even more of her bangin' bod with palm tree print sequin pants and a leather jacket.
Did Victoria's Secret teach you nothing, girl? You're supposed to take your clothes OFF, not pile them ON!
Sigh. Maybe she saved the real peep show for Tom Brady Father's Day gift. LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's $125.1 million in the bizzank!!
Man of Steel surpassed even its highest of expectations as it soared into history this weekend, marking itself as the highest June opening ever.
Beating the beloved Toy Story 3's record, Henry Cavill can rest easy now knowing that while his film may not have wooed the critics, it definitely seduced the audience!
With that ass, how could he not?? LOLz!!
It wasn't bold patterns, the frat boys, or common sense.
Nope, Jon Gosselin is to blame for the downfall of the Ed Hardy brand.
Back in the 2009, the reality TV dad of 8 was seen around town, hitting up yacht parties with founder Christian Audigier, wearing the most atrocious and loudest shirts possible.
The two had actually struck up a friendship and had even licensed some of his art for personalized products. And, what's even more shocking? Jon was in talks of creating an Ed Hardy line for himself.
Luckily, we all narrowly missed that bullet, because Mr. Hardy himself has admitted that Jon's douchiness unfavorable public persona and his endorsement of the product was what really killed the t-shirt brand.
He reveals:
That's not a typo! Ben & Jerry's is rolling out new ice cream flavors that reflect what a city tastes like!
The whole idea is, of course, a marketing scheme to get people involved and excited about Ben & Jerry's ice cream… but who cares?? It's ICE CREAM.
Basically, the new campaign is asking residents to get involved for a chance to help create their local flavors!
Lots of money anywhere other than a bank is usually a bad idea!
One woman found this out the hard way!
A Chinese lady had $65,000 of her life savings eaten by termites!!
The woman had wrapped 400,000 yuan, a gift from her children, in plastic, and had placed it in a wooden desk.
One day when she went to retrieve the money - she found termites all over her money!
Is Superman strong enough to break through the $100,000,000 barrier?
Some analysts think so! Estimates have Man Of Steel making as much as $105 million this weekend, which would put it just under the top 20 opening weekends of all time!
With a good head start of $21 million on Thursday late night screenings alone, the film has a shot, but Warner Bros. is trying not to get their hopes up. They're expecting the reboot to hit around $85 mil.
We think they may be underestimating the super-powered appeal of Henry Cavill! In the pantheon of pecs to put on Clark Kent's specs, we think he rates pretty darn high! Up in the sky high!
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's a chiseled jaw and an 8-pack of abs!
Yeah, we're going to say a $100 million without breaking a sweat! But if he does, that's OK too! LOLz!
New York City, watch out!
Rachel Uchitel is reportedly back on the scene! Ladiez, keep an eye on your men…
We kid, we kid!
But for realz, Tiger Woods' famous former mistress is apparently hitting up the industry where she gained serious fame now that she's split from her short-term hubby, Matt Hahn.
It has been rumored she's signed on to do business with LDV Hospitality, owner of the exclusive No. 8 lounge in Chelsea and Scarpetta restaurant. Oh la la!!
Gurl ain't just poppin' bottles, though. Rachel will supposedly be working
