Are you ready for the greatest thing to happen to beer since the invention of the six pack??
Hanson's beer has arrived!
It could totally taste awful and we wouldn't care for two reasons:
1. It's Hanson, they're dreamy.
2. It's called MmmHops, which is the BEST BEER NAME EVER.
They've had this idea for a couple of years now, but it's finally become less of a dream, and more of an amazing drunken night of a reality!
Leonard Marsh, the co-founder of Snapple, has passed away. He was 80 years old.
Leonard started Snapple in 1972 as 'Unadulterated Food Products,' and sold natural fruit juices to health food stores. He was a window washer before he became the CEO at the launch of the brand name in 1980.
They were super popular, super fast! Quaker Oats Co. bought Snapple for $1.7 billion in 1994, and Leonard stayed on for several years after as executive vice president for planning. Here's what his company has to say:
"We're saddened to learn of the passing of Mr. Marsh. He, along with his partners Arnold Greenberg and Hyman Golden, brought the best stuff on Earth to the masses. Today we tip our Snapple cap in his honor.”
He was the last of the three founders to pass away, and we hope he's enjoying an ice cold Snapple wherever he is!
[Image via AP Images.]
Get it? OWN produce line? Like her TV network?? LOLz!
It's true! Oprah wants to make the world a healthier place, and plans on doing it one organic produce at a time!
Actually, it's probably a bunch of organic produce all at once… whatever, you get our point! We told you she's turning about 16 acres on her 1,000-acre property on Maui into farmland, and as it turns out she'll be growing crops on an island that imports roughly 90 percent of its food — so it'll help IMMENSELY!
She had this to say:
Still high off her standing ovation while accepting a Peabody Award on the eight-month anniversary of her bone marrow transplant, Robin Roberts has just announced that she's releasing a memoir next year!
And we aren't talking at the END of next year… we're talking SPRING 2014!
It's true! She has sealed a deal with Grand Central Publishing to release a memoir in spring 2014, and you bet your asses she'll be talking about how it feels to have gone through the ridiculous amounts of health trouble she's been through — and to remain victorious!
Here's what she said about it:
As shockingly unhealthy as they probably are, we can't help but want so many of pastry chef Domnique Ansel's damn Cronuts in our mouth right now! Somebody needs to take our money and have it happen!
If you couldn't figure it out from the headline, Cronuts are a blissful and genius combination of DONUTS and CROISSANTS. Both unhealthy, both delicious. Instead of having one each, why not combine the two into a silky king-sized bed for your tastebuds??
We dare you to try and get half-way through the video (above) before you drown in your own drool! We DARE YOU! LOLz!
Someone bring us a dozen of these STAT! Oh, and let us know if California's new friend will be attempting their own version!
Sacramento Kings fans rejoice! It looks like your beloved basketball team is here to stay!
Adrienne Maloof's family, who owns the NBA franchise, had fans wondering whether or not they would be shipping the team to Seattle due to declining interest in the area. But Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson announced this afternoon that
Open your mouths wide, because Oscar Mayer is about to shove their wieners in them! LOLz!
Are you tired of wrapping your hotdogs in bacon? Are you tired of having to buy bacon separately from your hotdogs? Are you tired of looking for another way to get bacon into your system?
No? You love bacon so much that none of that makes you tired?? Well okay then! Ha!
This news is good for you anyway! Oscar Mayer has just released their bacon dogs, which have bacon RIGHT INSIDE of the wiener! It's like a dream come true! Here's what they said: