
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Can U say EXCESSIVE?!?!?!?
Last week in Minnesota, Mitt Romney was glitter bombed by protestor Robert Erickson, who has previously bombed both Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich.
Then on Tuesday night at his school,

It has NOT been smooth sailing for the Taylor kids…
Last week, we were bummed to hear that Home Improvement alum Taran Noah Smith was arrested in El Lay for DUI and hash possession.
Now, we've learned that Taran has been charged on both accounts.
He's currently facing $1,500 in fines and as much as a year and a half behind bars.
Taran has a court date scheduled for March.
Too bad his HI neighbor Wilson isn't around to give him some advice. Hopefully his lawyer will do the trick.
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What happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Suge Knight was arrested in Sin City and he had a lot of shiz to deal with.
Vegas cops pulled up his record and saw he had multiple warrants for his unpaid tickets. Next, they search his car and found a small amount of Mary Jane.
On top of all that, Suge
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At least he's admitting he screwed up.
To recap - early yesterday morning, country singer Randy Travis was found drunk in front of a Baptist church in Dallas…and he was arrested on a public intoxication charge.
Then, we heard that he had been drinking in an effort to drown his sorrows following a fight with his girlfriend.
Now, we've learned that Randy has issued a formal apology, which is as follows:

We're just glad that nobody seems to have been seriously injured!
Yesterday afternoon, Justin Bieber's bodyguard got into a fight with a paparazzo who reportedly got "too close" to the Biebs' car at LAX.
After the fight began,
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Among many, many, many other things!
In one of the most scathing reports about the former President every printed, a former aide to John F. Kennedy claims that she had an 18-moth affair with the legendary leader in which he took her virginity and forced her to do drugs.
Former White House intern Mimi Alford, now a grandmother, reveals that in the summer of 1962, she began a torrid love affair with JFK that lasted until his assassination. While Jack has notoriously been considered a playboy, this affair was conducted right under the watchful eye of his wife Jackie O — and even in her bed.
According to Mimi,
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Oh yeah. This has all the makings of the next big country jam!
Earlier today, we learned that country music legend Randy Travis was found drunk in his car in front of a church in Dallas yesterday and was hauled off the jail on a public intoxication charge. Now, we've learned why he decided to wine it up at the house of God — he had just gotten in a fight with his girlfriend.
What the two were at odds about, the police are unsure, probably because she wasn't there to explain and Travis was to drunk to even attempt to explain. According to the police report, when the cops tried to get Travis out of his car, his "speech was so slurred" no one could understand a word he was saying.
And then he barreled out of the car like a sack of gin soaked potatoes. Yee-haw!
Whatever the troubles are between them, we don't think he went about the right way of solving them .
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