Matthew Falkner was drunk and hungry, so he stopped by a local Palm City Taco Bell to fill himself up.
Normal, right? Nope!
For one, he was drunk driving — and that's just about the worst thing ever. For two, his car was ON FIRE!
Oh, and when a deputy asked him for his ID, he tried to give him a taco instead!!
That's when the second deputed reminded Matthew that
Dave Herman, who was a popular rock n' roll disc jockey from 1972-1998, was arrested on October 24th after exchanging inappropriate messages and attempting to engage in sexual activities with a child.
We are going to warn you right now that the details are very disturbing.
Over the span of a year, the 77-year-old DJ sent messages to a woman named Kris, who he believed was the mother of a 7-year-old girl named Lexi. However, in reality she was actually working undercover with the police.
Over that time, Dave sent tons of disgusting messages asking whether Lexi was sexually active and even sent pictures of himself to the fictional child.
One particularly disturbing message allegedly reads:
This woman will NOT be earning any Mother of the Year awards anytime soon!
23-year-old mother Michelle Calderon attempted to steal nearly $300 worth of candy and cough drops from a Manhattan drug store, and if that wasn't bad enough already, she tried to use her 1-year-old son in the heist!
Cops say the bad to the bone momma and her accomplice Raymond Lebron tried to stuff $179 worth of Halls cough drops, $102 worth of Dentyne and Wrigley’s gum, and $15 worth of Tic Tacs in her little boys stroller while their buddy Darnell Johnson was on lookout!
When the trio tried to walk out the store, they were confronted by a worker, and that's when things escalated!
Raymond struck the worker in the face while Michelle attempted to use her son's stroller as a
If you're driving drunk and hoping to avoid prosecution, it's probably best not to call the 9-1-1 operator yourself and admit you're too drunk to get out of your car!!!
Don't try telling that to Montana resident Carol Frances Omeara, though! She already has three DUIs to her name and faces a fourth!
The 55-year-old woman faces felony charges in the Big Sky state after allegedly getting plastered
Twerking is now a crime!
While plenty of people have joked twerking should be outlawed after Miley Cyrus showed us all just how down and durty it can be, it looks like people have gotten their wish.
In Florida, a homeless woman ended up arrested after she twerked in front of a school bus full of children. It seems her actions were considered "vulgar" and left her arrested for disorderly conduct. She was apparently bent over and twerking while placing one hand on her genitals.
And we've gotta admit, seeing how Mileybird normally twerks, if this woman was doing half the booty shaking and hip-thrusting then we're not totes surprised it didn't fly in Florida.
But it makes us wonder, how many cops has Miley had to bribe to avoid arrest this whole time?!
Rihanna is currently on her Diamonds World Tour but needed a quick lil vacay… so she stopped off in Thailand, which turned out to be more disastrous than relaxing.
While there, she was Instagramming the entire time, including posting a pic of her posing with a slow loris!
The problem is the slow loris is a protected animal, so she should never have been able to pose with it. Oh dear…
Rihanna shared a pic (above) and wrote:
"Look who was talkin dirty to me! #Thailand #nightlife"
The slow loris was talking dirty??
Are you sure it wasn't saying: "Help! I'm not supposed to be owned by private citizens! I need to be in a nature preserve!" Cause that sounds like a cry for help to us, not dirty talk. LOLz!
Turns out, this was absolutely no bueno for the RiRi and her crew because TWO people who allowed her to pose with the loris ended up getting arrested from the pic! A district police chief in Phuket conirmed:
Former Oklahoma City Thunder shooting guard DeAndre Liggins turned himself into authorities after her was charged with domestic violence and battery.
The details of the altercation are very brutal.
After an argument, DeAndre allegedly ran into a room he was sharing with his girlfriend and pulled her out of the bed by her hair. He then proceeded to punch her 11 to 12 times.
Then he threw