Lucky guy!

While leaving Phillippe restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday, a tipsy Dennis Quaid got behind the wheel along with his wife Kimberly. After moving the car mere inches, a police officer pulled up suggesting that he and his wife opt for alternate transportation.

Dennis apparently explained that he didn't want to drive and the cop said "get out of the car" continuously until the Quaids went back in to the restaurant to presumably call the cab that eventually picked them up.

The paparazzi joked with Quaid saying "You don't want a DUI. You don't want to end up like Mel Gibson!"

No, Dennis, you certainly do NOT!

Nice to see celebrities making wise choices after a night out…even if it's only after the law urged them to do so. Baby steps!

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Last season's winner of Big Brother, Adam Jasinski better get used to being watched by another type of camera!

And this time, it's for security purposes!

The reality TV show winner confessed to using his $500,000 prize to buy thousands of oxycodone pills after he was charged with attempting to sell 2,000 pills in Massachusetts to a government witness.

Genius!

According to federal prosecutors, Jasinski was arrested at a strip mall on Saturday while he showed the witness a sock containing two plastic bags filled with the narcodic. As he fought the arrest, he threw the sock under a nearby parked car.

Because no one will find it there!

The douche faces a maximum of 20 years in prison and a $1 million fine on a charge of possession of oxycodone pills with intent to distribute.

Enjoy your time in the Big House!

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Another piece of the crazy puzzle right here - Richard Heene , father to Falcon "Balloon Boy" Heene, were once reported to Child and Family Services.

Doesn't sound like too much a stretch, albeit shocking, but there is a major twist to this story - Balloon Boy's papa fessed up to it!

The story goes that in 2004, when Heene was just working on exploiting his child for media attention getting his production company started, he hired a man named Matt Wineroth. This man was later arrested on suspicion of stealing computer records from Heene's company. It was then that this man went to the CFS to file a complaint against Richard.

Now, Richard owns up to this investigation from the CFS in a hand-written document accompanying a request for a restraining order from Matt Wineroth. In this document, Richard writes that he needed the restraining order to get his former employee to "stop falsely reporting derogatory information to agencies who have an interest to conduct investigations resulting in wasting my time."

Oddly enough, Richard Heene never went through with the proceedings for a restraining order as he never showed up in court the day of the hearing.

Wonder why?

Calling Matt Wineroth! What interesting details do you have for us?

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We bet he wishes his kid actually was in that balloon now! Then maybe there would be some sympathy for this guy, instead of folks coming out every which way to prove he is a liar and a fraud.

The newest development comes to us from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). They're investigating the events of that fateful day when Richard Heene released the tethered balloon sans his child, claiming that Richard had done so without authorization. In addition, Balloon Boy's papa may have also filed a false report with the agency.

Tsk, tsk. At least it won't be considered a criminal offense. You already have enough of those!

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You wanted media attention, you got it!

Richard Heene, better known as the father of the the infamous Balloon Boy, has reason to hang his head this morning as it has been uncovered that he was arrested and sentenced to jail in April 1997.

Heene pled no contest to charges of vandalism, vehicle tampering, and disturbing the peace and was sentenced 30 days in jail, 2 years probation and ordered to pay restitution of $100. Somehow, Heene managed to only have to serve 4 days behind bars before completing his sentence under house arrest.

Wow!

This family just gets crazier and crazier!

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It seems we have a felon of the Magic Kingdom on our hands!

And the Mouse House doesn't take too kindly to these sorts of things!!!

Blake Lively has been playing the good girl gone bad card from a very young age!

“I grew up going to Disneyland twice a week,” said Blake. “But I was banned for a year because I went to Disney prison. I was really young so I wasn’t responsible for this — it was all my brother’s fault."

Claiming innocence?! Typical!

“You get a stamp when you leave the park which if you put hairspray on it you can transfer it to someone else’s hand, so in the parking lot he went up to somebody and said, ‘Hey can we spray hairspray on your hand?’ and we transferred it," she claims. "And then we go in through the turnstile and there’s people there called Fox Fighters or some weird name, They take us aside and I’m like six-years-old and my brother says ‘No matter what they say do not confess’. He was like a professional felon at twelve!”

Between Gossip Girl and this fiasco, we're sure her parents are very proud!

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Most of you probably know Thomas Dekker best for his role as John Connor in the Terminator based TV show, The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Now you can know him as the jerk-off who was driving around drunk last night in the San Fernando Valley and allegedly hit a bicyclist!

What an asshat!

The 21-year-old actor was arrested and has since been kept in holding. He's currently being held on suspicion of felony DUI and causing bodily harm. His bail is set at $100,000.

Shame!

People are just plain stupid sometimes.

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DJ Seasunz (aka Juan Carlos Portieles) was arrested for the murder of his 18-year old girlfriend, Jaclyn Torrealba.

Torrealba was last seen at Club Space at 2 a.m. on Sunday and there has been no sign of her since.

By Sunday night, the popular DJ turned himself in to police, where he led authorities to a gray Toyota Camry with the body inside.

Portieles has a troubled history with the law. He has been arrested three times - one for assault and twice for drugs!

And it is no surprise that he was 12-years older than his girlfriend. Portieles was known for playing to a younger crowd and promoting all-ages nights at several clubs.

We hope he gets what's coming to him!

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She's damn lucky!

Back in August, Kerry Katona was arrested on suspicion of beating the hell out of her accountant, David McHugh. She apparently blamed him for squandering her drug money and took out her anger on his face.

We learned this morning that the bitch got away with it, as the police have decided not to press charges against her. A spokeswoman for Cheshire Police says:

"Following an investigation by Cheshire Constabulary and advice from the Crown Prosecution Service in relation to an allegation of assault that occurred in Warrington on 26 August, no further action will be taken in respect of the 29-year-old female who was arrested in relation to the incident."

Well, we know she didn't have the money to buy them off, so she must not have done it.

That's good. Even if he had taken her money, no need to damage innocent office equipment on his head. Violence isn't the answer.

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