
Congratulations, it's a.... felony!!
U.S. Customs and Border Protection inspectors at JFK airport saw a woman exiting a flight from Paris to NYC who claimed to be 3 months pregnant.
The woman, Afolake Awoyemi, was acting weird, so they decided to give her a pat-down, then strip search.
As soon as Afolake dropped her pants, she started dropping Pellets containing brown powder. (Wonder what that could be??)
The guards were like, "OMG, this pregnant lady is a drug mule." But, it turns out she wasn't pregnant. The huge bulge in her belly was ALL from heroin!!
Our source say 4 heroin pellets are about the size of a hot dog, and Afolake was carrying 25 of them, all worth about $20K.
She was taken to hospital where she "gave birth" to the rest of her load.
SO gross!
[Image via WENN.]
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These guys are never gonna live some of this stuff down!
What on EARTH were they thinking?!
Check out a photo gallery featuring celebrities who have gotten themselves into trouble doing really embarrassing, stupid shiz HERE!
Check out a photo gallery featuring celebrities who have gotten themselves into trouble doing really embarrassing, stupid shiz HERE!
Check out a photo gallery featuring celebrities who have gotten themselves into trouble doing really embarrassing, stupid shiz HERE!
Check out a photo gallery featuring celebrities who have gotten themselves into trouble doing really embarrassing, stupid shiz HERE!
Check out a photo gallery featuring celebrities who have gotten themselves into trouble doing really embarrassing, stupid shiz HERE!

Justice is served…three years later!
Last we heard about the Bling Ring, mastermind Rachel Lee was sentenced to four years in jail.
As a reminder, Rachel and co. burglarized the homes of Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, and Lindsay Lohan back in '09.
Now Bling Ring member Nicholas Prugo (above) has been sentenced to two years in jail after pleading no contest to stealing "luxury goods" from Lindsay and Audrina.
As a result of his no contest plea,

If imitation is the highest form of flattery…well..we guess it isn't!
A Brazilian man tried to pull a fast one and use a photo of Jack Nicholson to open a bank account.
Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros was arrested as Brazilian police noticed several bank accounts and credit cards being opened with hugely unpaid tabs. They tracked him and when he was searched, he had several fakes and checkbooks on him.
Busted!
And the picture he used was not a good choice at all! The photo is of Jack during a Entertainment Weekly shoot in 2003, and its arguably one of his most well known photos.
Plus, it's Jack Nicholson! Why would he open an account in Brazil?!

Was somebody partying too hard?!
Sean Young got thrown into the pokey after she got into a scuffle at an Oscar party.
While everyone was celebrating the night away at the Governor's Ball, Young got physical with a security guard and quickly found out that's a BIG no-no!
The security guard placed Young under citizen's arrest until the police arrived, booking her on misdemeanor battery.
That's not a very good way to end Oscar night!
[Image via WENN.]

What's the matter, Juve? Did'ja spend all the money U earned from UR ultra-popular single Back That Azz Up???
We've JUST learned that Louisiana police have issued an arrest warrant for rapper Juvenile...because he owes his baby mama Dionne Williams over $160K in child support! Ouch!
He's facing a sentence of 90 days in prison for not helping support his 13-year-old son...BUT the judge has said that he won't be sent to jail if he coughs up $50,000 immediately!
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to us, Juvenile!
Do the right thing and PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!
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No, we don't mean an Autobot! Ha!
A thief was attempting rob a UK power substation, when he decided that it was a good time to relieve himself — against an electrical transformer.
You can guess what happened!
Yep, he blew up!
Michael Harper, 36, was
[Image via AP Images.]
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