That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Cameron Diaz is blinging out all over the place.
There's the upgraded engagement ring she got for her one-year anniversary with Benji Madden, and there's the diamond stud nose ring — which she debuted last year in March — she was spotted wearing out in LA Monday night.
The actress dodged pregnancy rumors from paps as she and a friend made their way out of AOC restaurant. Though Cammy kept mum, her friend told photogs that they were doing "great" and "just had some drinks and french fries."
The 43-year-old was bundled up in a long black wool coat, and there was no way to tell if a baby bump was blossoming beneath her clothing.
We hope so though!
Get a closer look at her nose bling (below):
Woo! Girls night out!
Except only one of them actually looked appropriately dressed — and just as a hint, it wasn't the newly married actress!
Cameron bundled up in a plaid poncho, skinny jeans, and embroidered booties, while her The Other Woman co-star looked chic in a quilted black leather jacket, ripped jeans, and sexy stilettos.
So one out of two isn't bad, right?
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This ought to make your Monday!
And while the pics were recycled from her December cover shoot for the US issue, her interview is totally new!
After tying the knot with Benji Madden, the newlywed divulged the importance of having sex:
Just imagine lots of ruffles and lace, and you'll probably be right!
Full disclosure: We have no idea what Cameron Diaz's wedding dress looked like.
All we know is that she wore Marchesa, and not just one Marchesa dress, but an insider reported that Cammy wore two different Marchesa gowns during her super secret nuptials to Benji Madden this past Monday!
Miss Hannigan doesn't look so scary!!
Okay, well, we guess Cameron Diaz wasn't exactly channeling her character at Annie's photo call in London on Tuesday, which could explain why we like this look so much!
The actress opted for a simple black sweater dress with a crisp white collar peeking out, but what made it stand out was the way it perfectly fit her figure!
Plus, black booties and loosely curled tresses polished off Cameron's already perfect ensem.
With a look like this, we're sure beau Benji Madden is wishing he could snuggle up to his leading lady right about now.
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Okay, we want to like this, but we're having a hard time!
Firstly, it should be said that Cameron Diaz looked beautiful, specifically in the facial region, at the New York premiere of Annie on Sunday night.
Her all-black ensemble sadly couldn't boast the same claim.
Actually, the structured high-low dress would've been perfect minus the opaque black stockings and those leather ankle boots.
We would've loved to see it styled with delicate black sandals or pumps even!
From afar it looked like she was wearing a dress over pants!
Nice lipstick, though.
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Of course, that comes as no surprise considering the 42-year-old has one bangin' bod! And don't even get us started on how young she looks…
Wearing a black cutout dress, which just so happens to cling to her svelte frame, the cover star will easily have readers salivating, and if not, a little jealous, too.
Really, this is one issue that could seriously melt snow!
Even a glimpse at the spread will have you convinced of her glamazon status! But if there's one thing you notice, we hope it's how happy she looks. That smile could make anyone's day!
"You have to find someone in the same place as you are. Timing is everything. If you get into a relationship where you want something the guy doesn't want, it's never gonna work. You're never going to get him to be in that place. No matter how old you are, finding the guy who's in the same place as you are and wants to show up is the only way a relationship works, period."
We can only hope the timing is right for the cute couple!!
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