Canadialand News Archive
Drake's got his eye on you, little lint particles!
Canada's finest rapper has been representing his hometown hard lately as he basically became the face of the Toronto Raptors as they take on the Brooklyn Nets in the NBA playoffs!
In fact, basketball seemed to be
NUDE PICTURE LEAK!!! Kenny, Canada's Gay Big Brother Contestant, Shows Off A C*ck The Size Of Calgary!! See It HERE!
Brace yourselves, boy lovers, because this is going to blow your
Remember Kenny Brain? The super hot, secretly gay stud from the Canadian version of Big Brother?
Well, he's back! Or, technically speaking, he's front!
The internet EXPLODED! recently when pictures of the brilliantly bearded marvelous hunk of man leaked online!!
To be honest, his nude picture isn't the only thing that leaked — you should see the drool dripping out of our mouth, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out the UNCENSORED version of his fabulous footlong, or whatever the metric equivalent is, colon-crusher…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Feast Your Eyes On Pizza Cake! But Is This Six-Layer Snack A Slice Of Heaven Or A Slice Of Heart Disease??
Sorry Chicago but you are no longer the home of deep dish pizza, because with Pizza Cake possibly coming to Canada very soon, the battle of inches has clearly been won!
Feast your eyes on… Pizza Cake - a soon-to-be creation of restaurant chain Boston Pizza!
They recently asked their customers what they wanted to
New Canadian Study Shows That Your Brain Starts Deteriorating Much Earlier Than You Previously Thought! Super Sad Science Deets HERE!
Well, at least this explains 24-year-old musician Chris Brown's recent behavior!
A team of Canadian researchers published a disturbing new neurological study that will kind of make you want to cry!
According to Canadian scientists at Canada's Simon Fraser University, the human brain takes its first steps down the long road to mushy-mush quicker than we thought!
The Canadians hypothesize that cognitive decline, i.e. the slowing down of our brains, begins as early as 24!!!!
Mariah Carey cemented her status as a world class diva last week!
The Eternal singer was scheduled to begin an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada at 7 PM, but she did not show up until- wait for it… Wait for it…
And if you were waiting on Mariah, you'd have to wait another five-and-a-half hours for it, because gurl didn't show up until 12:30 AM!
Something tells us we shouldn't get our hopes up that Mariah's album will actually drop on May 6th…
See the whole diva-tastic interview …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Grant Gustin is here to save the day!
Actually, the former Glee star is in Vancouver on the set of his upcoming CW superhero series The Flash!
Grant must have been anxious to get to his next gig because he was rushing through every scene! JK!
He was filming some reshoots, meaning the show must be VERY close to being done! Our molecules are getting awfully excited!
We bet they had to shoot again because he was too fast for camera last time! LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Everybody loves giraffes!!
To make matters better, the cute lil' guy is sassily sticking his tongue out like he's getting ready to make out with some Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars, because that's totally happened before and it'll probably happen again, LOLz!
If you like giraffes as much as Alana's older sisters do (but don't want to make out with them), the super awesome swimsuit Emma rocks on the front of the mag is from Poprageous and costs $109.00.
Hopefully Miz Roberts' accompanying Elle spread will be just as whimsical as the cover shot!
[Image via Elle Canada.]