Archive for the 'Canadialand' Category

Caught!!!

Oh CANADAAAAAAA!

Your performances at the MuchMusic Video Awards Sunday were brazilliant!

Ed Sheeran was one of our favorites, performing his super sweet song Lego House, proving that he can love TSwizzle any female audience member, BETTER!

We were also OBSESSED with Demi Lovato's Heart Attack. Lovatics should be super proud, because this was Dem's first time rockin' the MuchMusic stage!!!

And to take us Home, Phillip Phillips sang his mega-hit to hundreds of screaming fans.

Loves it!

Check out Demi Lovato and Phillip Phillips' full performances…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

It's the song so nice, she sang it twice, LOLz!!

Esthero kindly revisited last year's EP Everything is Expensive and rehashed one the album's more underrated tunes for her fans!!!

Ch-ch-check out her totally stripped down piano version of Supernatural (above)!!!

Wow!! It's waaay more simple than the original, but we totally dig it!!

Sometimes the bare essentials are the best part!!

Hear more songs from the catchy Canadian cutie HERE!

They say smoking is a deadly habit, but in this unusual case it might be the reason Jim Walpole is still breathing!

The 77-year-old American was traveling through Canada with his wife last week when he tripped in the street, fell on some scaffolding, and BADLY cut his throat!!

Miraculously, John Malkovich was smoking outside of his Toronto hotel so he witnessed the entire scary accident unfold!

The 59-year-old Red star rushed over to the bloody scene and acted like an action flick hero!!

An onlooker revealed

Oh, Canada — must you wage war on our bands??!

Well, not quite war, but a New Kids on the Block concert was just CANCELED because the non-mounted police at the border refused to let the band import the equipment they needed to put on a kick-ass show!!!

Now everyone who dropped a few dozen loonies to see the band perform in Ottawa tonight is up Moose Creek without a paddle!!!

Grrrr!! We LOVE our neighbors to the north, but they left our beloved boys Hangin' Tough!!!

A rep for the the New Kids' Package Tour — yup, that's really what it's called — says the Canadian Border Patrol held up trucks carrying equipment and vital production crew, but didn't specify why.

Thankfully, the show is rescheduled for tomorrow night!

[Image via WENN.]

It's like Les Miz - only with really rich people!

And they've had ENOUGH!!!!

Hear that? That's the sound of Justin Bieber's likeability plummeting!