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Sharknado: The 4th Awakens Was The Wackiest, Craziest, Most Nonsensical Yet! Check Out The Best Moments In GIFs!

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The fourth installment of SyFy's cringeworthy Sharknado series came back in full force on Sunday — and there was no shortage of incredibly ridiculous moments, celebrity cameos, and Star Wars references in The 4th Awakens!

Like its three predecessors, the film had plenty of off-the-wall moments that had no logical reason whatsoever — but this go-round really kicked up the craziness to a whole new level!

Ian Ziering returned as our favorite shark-fighter Fin Shepard, now living on a farm in Kansas raising his young son who believes his mother was a shark.

Video: Tara Performs Cringeworthy Marriage Boot Camp Anger Exercise!

Little does the boy know that his mother April (Tara Reid) was actually resurrected as a robot (because, why not?) by her dad Gary Busey after her apparent death in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No.

The heroes have a new team of allies — and returning badass David Hasselhoff — to take on the Sharknados, in addition to Sandnados, Bouldernados, Lightningnados, and Firenados! Yikes!

But the various nados don't compare in laughability to the wacky guest stars — from Carrot Top playing an Uber driver (by far the most realistic part of the film), to Gilbert Gottfried playing a storm chaser, and some of the Real Housewives playing astrophysicists.

Ch-ch-check out the most HIGHlarious moments from Sharknado 4 (below)!

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Security Footage CONFIRMS Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil Assaulted A Female Fan Before Nicolas Cage Altercation!

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It looks like Vince Neil may not be out of the woods just yet in regards to his battery citation in Las Vegas.

As you may know, the Mötley Crüe vocalist got into a highly publicized physical altercation with Nicolas Cage after the rocker allegedly assaulted a woman. Yikes!

Related: This Zoey 101 Alum Got Arrested For Domestic Violence!

It's said that the Girls, Girls, Girls singer got behind a fan, grabbed her hair, and pulled her down to the ground after she attempted to ask for an autograph from the National Treasure actor. Unfortunately, according to the police, security cameras captured the entire scenario and things aren't

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Holly Madison And Carrot Top Experience CSI!

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Well, these are the last two people we'd expect to see doing anything like this!

Holly Madison and Carrot Top, of all people, were on hand to celebrate the CSI: The Experience's two-year anniversary at the MGM Grand Resort in Las Vegas - and they clearly were getting into the role of crime scene investigators!

Check out the photos (above and below)!

Too funny!

But also very sweet, because $1 of every ticket sold goes to Holly's charity of choice, The Lili Claire Foundation, and Carrot Top's, Ronald McDonald House Charities!

Hope you guys had fun!

[Images via WENN.]

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Carrot Top Finally Straightens His Curly Hair

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Wow, Wow, WOW!

Carrot Top actually looks pretty hawt good with his hair straightened and not so much makeup on!

The funny man recently did an interview and photo shoot for the cover of Las Vegas Magazine where he allowed them to straighten his hair — for the first time ever.

Reveals the 46-year-old:

Im pleasantly shocked. I look really good. Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say no, because Im afraid it wouldnt look good and wouldnt come back curly.

But it wasnt easy getting the red-headed comedian to agree to go straight. Carrot Top adds:

It took 2 hours to convince me to do this. I saw the look of disappointment on everyones faces, so finally I said, OK, lets do it. It was all pulling, yanking, tugging and straightening. Ive never been through anything like it.

Despite all the pain and the long hours in the hair salon, he's glad he did it as he now also has a better appreciation for what the ladies go through.

He adds, Its really incredible to know what women go through. Now, when a woman asks how her hair looks, you should say, Its awesome! Dont just say, Yeah, yeah, you look good, lets go!

So we have to ask….

What do U think of Carrot Top's straight hair?

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What do U think of Carrot Top's straight hair?

  • It looks good for once in a while (39%)
  • Prefer the curly hair! (9%)
  • LOVE it! (52%)

Total Votes: 5,700

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[Image via Christopher DeVargas.]

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Who Would You Rather….

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Carrot Top celebrates Criss Angel's birthday and the 1000th Criss Angel BeLieve Show at LAX Nightclub at The Luxor Resort and Casino Las Vegas, Nevada.

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Who would you rather do?

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Who would you rather do?

  • Carrot Top (12%)
  • Criss Angel (88%)

Total Votes: 2,654

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Carrot Top Goes Country?!?!?

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And the out-of-place award goes to…

Carrot Top!

What were you doing at the CMAs, Carrot Top? Seriously.

Do you have a friend who performs country music? Are you thinking about moving from whatever it is that you do comedy to country music? Were you confused and lost?

We don't MIND that you were there…we'd just like to understand why!

Why do U think Carrot Top showed up at the CMAs?

[Image via AP Images.]

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Carrot Top Was In The Hospital For 'Food Poisoning'

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Still sounds fishy to us!

Yesterday we exclusively reported that Carrot Top had been briefly hospitalized in Las Vegas for an unspecified issue. The 'comedian' has now released a statement, and claims that he was suffering from food poisoning!

According to a statement:

"It was food poisoning and the resulting dehydration that made him drive himself to the hospital. Fluids were put into his system for a few hours, and then he was released."

Bullshiz! If you have food poisoning, you can barely move your body to the toilet, let alone drive yourself to the hospital!

Did you have a tummy ache from eating too much cock, bb??

Thoughts??

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]

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