It looks like Joe isn't gonna have much luck with that lawsuit!
The District Attorney will not file charges against the three doucheketeers: Joe Francis, Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole after their pathetic display at Guys and Dolls nightclub in August.
According to surveillance videos, Joe's claim that Jayde is batshit crazy were proven right! She acted without being provoked.
And "the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects."
Tyler Perry is MAD! And he has no qualms talking about why!
Recently, director Spike Lee took an unnecessary and hurtful (to him) jab at Tyler Perry, calling his characters, such as Madea, examples of “coonery” and “buffoonery.”
Yeah, tell that to the movie audiences who always managed to shoot his flicks up to #1!
Tyler isn't taking Spike's crap sitting down, so he recently went on 60 Minutes to respond.
Watch as Tyler calmly, but sternly dismisses Spike's opinion (above).
People still wondering why Brody Jenner didn't show up at the recent Kardashian nuptials will finally get some REAL answers, courtesy of Brody's GF, Jayde Nicole.
Jayde sat down for an in-depth interview, discussing the newly released security camera footage of Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, attacking her a the nightclub Guys and Dolls.
Ah, and their within lies the answer - Joe Francis.
Brody was pissed that his stepsisters have still kept contact with Joe, despite the incident, even inviting him to Khloe Kardashian's wedding. There continued association with him keeps Brody at odds with the entire Kardashian family. Jayde reveals:
"Brody was at the very beginning pretty upset that his family was still hanging out with him…but it's not his mom or his blood, they're stepsisters and he can't really fight whats going on. So he's just upset by it. He's dealing with it."
Meaning he feels no obligation to be loyal to them, especially when they can't do the same for him.
Poor Bruce Jenner. If his face could show emotion, we'd probably see the face of a broken and torn man!
Yesterday we told you about the security video that has been released that shows Joe Francis attacking Playmate Jayde Nicole at Guys and Dolls nightclub.
According to a retired LAPD Lieutenant, the video alone could land Francis back in jail.
The retired officer says: "If the officers saw the video or if they'd had the benefit of seeing the video, I think you have felony battery."
The keyword there is "think".
But remember, Francis isn't completely at fault. The officer goes on to say, "They've both committed crimes", but Francis' is a more serious crime.
He has a point, even though Jayde was the one who provoked the attack, not once but TWICE.
We're sure Jayde is excited to hear this news, seeing as this could help her vendetta case in court.
Security video from Guys and Dolls nightclub has recently been released from the night of Joe Francis allegedly attackingBrody Jenner's girlfriend, Playboy model Jayde Nicole.
In the video, you can clearly see that Jayde targets Joe.
While Joe walks through the club (nowhere near her), Jayde makes her way through the crowd to get to him. When she finally reaches her target Jayde "pours a drink" on Francis from behind, but not before she's pushing his head.
As a result Joe turns around and sees Jayde, who's resting against the bar with the side of her body facing Francis, and pulls the Playmate of the Year by her hair.
If anything this looks bad on HER because she started this whole thing by going after Francis TWICE, shoving his head and pouring her drink on him. And from what he can see there was no "beating" because as soon as Jayde was seen being pulled through the crowd, Joe was pushed towards the exit.
How she suffered a "black-eye, swollen face, bruised ribs, sore and bruised abdomen region, bruised arms and legs" is beyond us. The only thing that makes sense is the ripped out hair.
Wonder how this will all play out in court, or if Jayde will back down from her lawsuit since the video doesn't favor her.
Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole.
We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked this 'open letter' to the younger Lohan, but it's awesome! And thankfully Frances is a hell of a lot easier to understand than her mom Courtney Love's ramblings.
Here's what she had to say:
This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous.Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.
Dayumm!!!
Wonder if Ali will have the balls to respond to this? And if not, we're sure Michael Lohan will have something to say.
Even though the feud between Allen and Katy Perry has been kept at bay for months upon months now, Lils refuses to forgive and forget!
Allen was invited to be the special guest for the Chanel show in Paris on Tuesday, but when it was suggested that Perry attend the show as well, Lily shot down the idea!
Why does she insist on drawing out the feud even longer????
The claws are slowly coming out on the set of Sex and the City 2!
According to reports, SJPeePee and Kim Cattrall "dislike each other so much they refuse to talk to one another, leaving the rest of the cast and crew feeling uncomfortable on set."
We're not surprised considering these two have had their own little battles off-screen before.
So what stemmed this bitter battle?
Stress.
SJP, or as the crew calls her "Carrie Sadshaw", is having a hard time balancing filming and taking care of her 6 year old son and twin daughters that were born back in June.
Umm, can't she hire a nanny or three? We know she's making $$$ and can afford it.
No one really knows why Kim is stressed out, but it makes Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis dread coming to work.
Hopefully they'll work things out, if not we're sure there's going to be lots of juicy deets coming from the set!
