Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole.
We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked this 'open letter' to the younger Lohan, but it's awesome! And thankfully Frances is a hell of a lot easier to understand than her mom Courtney Love's ramblings.
Here's what she had to say:
This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous.Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.
Dayumm!!!
Wonder if Ali will have the balls to respond to this? And if not, we're sure Michael Lohan will have something to say.
Even though the feud between Allen and Katy Perry has been kept at bay for months upon months now, Lils refuses to forgive and forget!
Allen was invited to be the special guest for the Chanel show in Paris on Tuesday, but when it was suggested that Perry attend the show as well, Lily shot down the idea!
Why does she insist on drawing out the feud even longer????
The claws are slowly coming out on the set of Sex and the City 2!
According to reports, SJPeePee and Kim Cattrall "dislike each other so much they refuse to talk to one another, leaving the rest of the cast and crew feeling uncomfortable on set."
We're not surprised considering these two have had their own little battles off-screen before.
So what stemmed this bitter battle?
Stress.
SJP, or as the crew calls her "Carrie Sadshaw", is having a hard time balancing filming and taking care of her 6 year old son and twin daughters that were born back in June.
Umm, can't she hire a nanny or three? We know she's making $$$ and can afford it.
No one really knows why Kim is stressed out, but it makes Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis dread coming to work.
Hopefully they'll work things out, if not we're sure there's going to be lots of juicy deets coming from the set!
Charlie Sheen's second wife Brooke Muller was unhappy after the Emmy Awards Sunday when she was presented with gifts of a lesser value than other celebrities - specifically Charlie's ex, Denise Richards.
Brooke headed to an Emmy Awards gifting suite, where she requested a diamond-and-gold Hershey's Kiss necklace and was offered silver instead.
The nerve!
Well, Brooke went into a celebutard rage when she heard that Denise did in fact get the diamond necklace and she couldn't, she yelled: "She's going down!"
No word yet if Denise has been brought down or not, although we can't imagine her being able to sink any lower than her current status.
Oh wait, yes we can. She could be this bitch and still be married to Charlie Sheen!
By the way, maybe we're out of the loop, but a gold Hershey's kiss hanging around your neck sounds tacky as hell to us. Just saying.
Hey, when you are broke you are broke, and when you are as pathetic as Brandon Davis, you steal other people's shit when you are broke!
Not that Scott Storch is any better, but he is revealing that the Greasy Bear tried to steal a diamond watch from him, which abruptly ended their friendship.
According to Scott, during a party at his now-repossessed house in Florida, he caught Brandon swiping a $100,000 watch from him. When Scott confronted him about it, Brandon admitted to the crime, became a pansy, and begged for forgiveness. Scott didn't turn him into the police, but it ultimately ended their bromance.
Douches like Davis are unpredictable and can't be trusted.
Honestly, they should have just cancelled the gig if they couldn't be professional.
Newly split dancing duo Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff performed a pretty exciting musical number for the Emmys last night, from what we hear.
But what we're more interested in was what others were hearing from the pair behind the scenes, and it ain't pretty. Sources are saying that the formally engaged dancing partners got rather "loud" while arguing backstage before their performance. An eyewitness reveals that Maksim was annoyed with Karina for taking so long to do her makeup and hair and that set them both off: "They were going at it, screaming at each other."
Guess that'll be the last time they ever do that again! Wonder how this season of Dancing With The Stars will pan out with two of the stars hating one another? Should prove to be interesting!
While interviewing with the French radio program Le 6-9 on Wednesday, the host asked if Mariah's Obsessed is in fact a dig towards Eminem!
Check out Mimoo's response to the Q:
I don’t even know who that is. I wrote the song and I’m very happy with it. And I’m happy with my new album. So I don’t know if somebody wants to write their little songs. I haven’t heard them on the radio, I don’t know what’s going on with that. They don’t seem to play them here in America. I’m not sure so I don’t know.
