Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with "Orange anus"…
Rosie O'Donnell has long been saying what most sane Americans are currently thinking — that Donald Trump is a disgusting human — ever since she first began feuding with the reality TV star way back in 2006.
Unfortunately, we didn't take her warnings seriously… and now we're stuck entertaining the idea of possibly promoting the former Celebrity Apprentice host up to President!
Related: Trump Just Won't Stop Being Creepy Around Ivanka…
With that said, unlike her racist Republican rival, Rosie isn't about to judge an entire group of people based on the actions of a select few — which is why she's still friendly with Ivanka Trump!
As you may have seen, the comedienne and fashion designer randomly bumped into each other in New York City on Wednesday and couldn't have been more civil.
Well, it sounds like Rosie actually enjoyed meeting Ivanka even more than we realized — because she just called her "the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," in a poem entitled 8 million to one on Thursday!
Read the entire free verse expression (below):