[Image via Lindsay Lohan/Instagram.]
Chad Ochocinco News Archive
It happened again, old chums!
Wednesday night was the premiere of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! on the SyFy network, and it did not disappoint!
Oh, you thought there was no way they could top the insanity of the first two? Three words: Sharks. In. Space.
But just in case you DID miss it, we've rounded up some of the best Twitter reactions to every fin-tastic moment! Experience the magic for yourself (below)!
Jennie Garth didn't make a cameo, but she did support her 90210 boyfriend Ian Ziering:
This ish CRAY!
The former NFLer was apparently getting some nekkid material from his male fans, and he wanted it to stop!
So, what better way to put those peeps on blast than by sharing their nude pics with the Twitterverse?!
The whole VERY NSFW fiasco played out like this:
Evelyn Lozada Reveals Who Her Athlete Baby Daddy Is! Meet Carl Crawford Of Your Los Angeles Dodgers!
This is out of the
Evelyn Lozada is really, really pregnant, but no one knew who the dad was, until now!
The Basketball Wives star — and Chad Johnson's ex — revealed that her baby daddy is Los Angeles Dodgers’ Carl Crawford!
It’s still unknown if this was planned, if they’re together, or even if they plan to be married, but one thing’s for sure: Evelyn has an athletic type! Ha!
So, what did Chad think when he heard about all of this? He said:
As any avid reality TV show watcher knows, reunion shows are sometimes the best part of the season!
All of the people get in the same room, hear the smack that’s been talked all year, and respond.
Sad news for Basketball Wives fans though… There won’t be a Season 5 reunion show.
Appearances can be deceiving, and it's way too soon to tell if he's actually been scared straight, but from the looks of it, it seems like Chad Johnson is trying to clean off his image!
First, of course, he wanted to prove to the world that he's still got it physically — and took on a treadmill at 24mph! It's pretty incredible, and you can watch it HERE!
But being in tip-top shape only gets you so far, because as far as we know he was in pretty good shape when he head-butted his wife, Evelyn Lozada, and still in great shape when he missed a probation meeting and got sent to prison.
That's why he's posing with a group of adorable kiddos — including his daughter! He was actually chaperoning a trip to the movies with his daughter and all of her friends. We gotta be honest, that's a sweet thing to do!
We aren't about to be fooled yet, though! Maybe a few years of this shizz and we'll be ready to trust again!
[Image via Twitter.]
Chad, we think, is actually part machine. We have the video to prove it. We wish we were joking, but that's the only answer that makes sense when you see him TAKE A TREADMILL GOING 24 MPH IN STRIDE!!
And by 'in stride' we mean that Chad doesn't have to work his way up to that speed — he just straight up hops on a treadmill already going 24 mph!
Ch-ch-check out the madness (above)!
He’s a free man!
A very contrite and THANKFUL man appeared in the interview, who was a far cry from his Ochocinco days.
While talking to Robin Roberts, Chad gave the judge some unexpected praise, and despite people thinking she was too hard on him, he was fine with all of her rulings.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the truly surprising interview!