Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!
Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
Call the fire department!
Charlie Sheen's temper is about to fire up!
Selma Blair is gearing up for some major legal dramz after threatening a retaliation lawsuit against Charlie and Lionsgate Entertainment for giving her the boot on Anger Management.
She probably should've thought twice before complaining about the leading man's bad behavior!
Coincidentally (or not), once Charlie found out that Selma was going on and on about his alleged slacking on set, Selma was kicked off the show.
Selma is demanding the whopping $1.2 million she would've made or else she will go head-to-head with her foe in court.
Rumor has it that Selma and Lionsgate are talking it out, but if they do face a judge, it'll definitely be a bumpy ride.
Sadly, Charlie's case of "winning" at life probably won't win over a judge!
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It! Is! Alive!
Well, that hat Charlie Sheen was wearing looks like it could have been alive at one point in time, possibly dwelling in some sort of cave or being a supporting character in The Grey.
Charlie was visiting Iceland when he posted the above picture on Twitter of himself wearing what looks like to be the remains of Two and a Half Squirrels!
We bet Charlie might get a call from PETA right about now. When we first saw that fur hat we thought it was actually _____________________ instead.
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Charlie Sheen is long gone from his former TV show, Two and A Half Men, but his long-lost daughter has suddenly been found!
And she's being played by Amber Tamblyn!
After the Sheen Dream split from the CBS comedy, writers decided to kill his character Charlie Harper off the show. Now they're keeping his memory alive with the addition of his illegitimate lesbian daughter Jenny to the cast!
Show creator Chuck Lorre talked about the addition of some estrogen on the series, saying:
Because one is never enough. Obvi!!!
Charlie Sheen has apparently found himself one, two, and THREE porn stars to keep him company!
Reportedly known as his “Angels,” Charlie’s girlfriends,
Well, that was quick-ish!
Just a few months after Selma Blair's unceremonious departure from Charlie Sheen's hit cable series, Anger Management, producers found a lovely new leading lady to fill her shoes — Laura Bell Bundy!
Yes! We looooooove her!! She's so pretty and talented!!
The Legally Blonde — The Musical starlet is set to play a super-smart shrink named Dr. Jordan Denby. Apparently her character becomes our favorite warlock's new sex-study research partner!
Ooh la la!
Wow. Guess there aren’t any trust issues here.
Not anymore, anyway.
Charlie Sheen reportedly moved porn star Capri Anderson into his home almost a month ago and is now playing house with her! Note this is the same Capri Anderson he allegedly got too aggressive with in New York City’s Plaza Hotel room three years ago during his drug-induced meltdown! The very same Capri Anderson who also supposedly tried to exploit the actor for skipping out on her $12,000 service fee!
A source recently revealed their new living situation: