This whole situation is a big mess, but this isn't looking good for Mama June!
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The drama is REAL, folks!!
In it, the 39-year-old actress struts her guilded glory down a glistening hall before shedding her metallic heels to ascend a rope through the ceiling.
And not only does she climb the long, golden sash at superhuman speeds (without ever seeming to tire, we might add), she also decides approximately halfway up that her pretty necklace is too heavy or something.
So she claws it off! Just like that!!
Don't believe us? Watch the full J'adore ad, and then hear what Charlize has to say about it in a behind the scenes interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Wow, you know it's getting serious when a couple attend a fashion show together!
Just look at her! She's glowing! Sure, her gold mini dress is contributing to the glow, but even in some other outfit, she'd still be radiant!
Anyway, the two were at the Christian Dior Haute Couture presentation today in Paris, and while Sean cleaned up pretty well in a black suit, he paled in comparison to his lady love.
He's probably used to that, though.
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Miz Theron donned a red skirt, featuring a sky high slit and pleasant pleats — pairing it with a fuchsia slight sweetheart top that showed off her chest and neck to sexy perfection.
Although the shot's a bit too airbrushed for our taste, we still think the Oscar winner looks fresh and fab.
Ch-ch-check out part of her spread in the gallery (above!)
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We're sure he knows this, but Sean Penn is a seriously lucky dude.
One look at these photos of Charlize Theron wearing next to nothing in the July issue of Esquire magazine will convince any and all doubters, too!
The A Million Ways To Die In The West actress pouts and vamps it up for photographer Terry Richardson, but we're sure she only had one man on her mind during the shoot.
Check out the full spread in the gallery (below)!
We're sure Sean's buying multiple copies of this one!
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Is it just us, or is this dress kinda sorta really boring??
Charlize Theron attended the London photocall of A Million Ways To Die In The West with co-stars Amanda Seyfried and Seth MacFarlane on Tuesday, and opted for a suuuper simplistic look in a black Stella McCartney frock.
While we do admire the way the dress really extends Miz Theron's spectacular stems, even the subtle reptilian print on the fabric wasn't enough to make the ensem interesting.
That would be totally understandable, LOLz!
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Hmm, there's nothing summer-y about this Vogue cover!
Charlize Theron is gorgeous, don't get us wrong, but for a June issue, there should've been more of a sun-kissed vibe, and we're definitely not getting it!
The actress wears a navy Dior dress with white laces and a brooding look on the front of the fashion bible, but heads to the beach in sexy bathing suits and mini dresses for the spread.
At least we have that!
Overall, it looks like it's going to be a pretty good issue despite the lackluster cover!
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The power couple stepped out together for the red carpet premiere of Charlize's new film, A Million Ways To Die In The West!
While the Gangster Squad actor looks devilishly handsome in LA, he certainly does not compare to his right hand lady!
Not to mention her makeup looks PERF as usual!
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