While discussing the HIGHlarious jokes she dishes out on her E! talk show, the last thing Chelsea Handler cares about are the celebs she criticizes!

"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," said the Chelsea Lately host. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "

Ouch! Burn!

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Chelsea Handler was on The Jay Leno Show last night and along with being her ever drunk charming self, she premiered her latest literary venture - a spread in Playboy magazine!

Work it, girl!

Watch the video above to see her on the cover!

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Well, it really happened!

Khloe Kardashian and LA Laker Lamar Odom tied the knot in Beverly Hills yesterday and, naturally, E!'s cameras were rolling the whole time.

Stepfather Bruce Jenner walked the bride down the aisle with sisters Kim and Kourtney following behind.

The younger Jenner sisters, Kendall and Kylie, were also in the bridal party, but noticeably absent was stepbrother Brody Jenner who was in New York promoting the newest season of The Hills.

Nice.

There were 250 wedding guests including Sharon Osbourne, Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa, Phil Jackson, Chelsea Handler and of course, Ryan Seacrest who is said to be "seriously thinking" about producing a reality show with Khloe and Lamar.

Please, spare us!

The reception was "nightclub-themed" along with Babyface singing during the event and a DJ pumping out the tunes until 11:00 p.m.

Congrats to the newlyweds!

Let the countdown to divorce happy marriage begin!

[Image via WENN.]

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Chelsea Handler couldn't keep away from the boss' peen for too long!

Spies spotted Handler with her former boyfriend, Comcast CEO Ted Harbert, at the Water Club in Atlantic City last weekend weekend!

"They were inseparable and did everything together," says one witness.

The couple shared a suite together at the Borgata where they dined out at the swanky Fornelletto and Bobby Flay Steak, and Harbert even attended all three of Handler's stand-up shows at the hotel!

We think it's safe to say these two are back on!

[Image via WENN.]

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You know what? We're pretty impressed that Jennifer Aniston agreed to be on Chelsea Lately last night.

In fact, we might even say we're shocked! You don't see too many A-listers hanging around near Chelsea Handler, mainly because she usually doesn't have too many nice things to say.

But the ladies had a lot to bond over, like the paparazzi, New Jersey, and vodka.

Watch Maniston let her hair down and have a little fun in an interview for once (above).

Thoughts?

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Comedienne Chelsea Handler is single yet again!

The mouthy talk show host has reportedly dumped her uber-powerful longtime boyfriend, Comcast CEO Ted Harbert!!

Handler has demanded Hartbert pack his things and leave their El Lay abode, so the CEO is currently holed up in a Hollywood hotel, which is "such drama", according to friends of Chelsea's.

Only problem - Ted is Chelsea's direct supervisor over at E!

Awkward!

[Image via WENN.]

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"Everyone in Britain thinks Victoria Beckham is a big deal, but in the US no one cares. She's like the soccer of people."

- Chelsea Handler on Victoria Beckham

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E!'s Chelsea Lately rose to its best performance ever on Wednesday!

According to the Nielson ratings, the late night show garnered 1.1 million viewers - which is double the network's prime time numbers.

You deserve it, Ms. Handler!!!

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We imagine that Hollywood must be a little bit like high school middle school.

E! chat show hostess Chelsea Handler told Spencer Pratt and Heidi Pratt to kindly go fuck themselves recently.

"Spencer [Pratt] and Heidi [Montag] were pitched last week," says Handler. "I told my talent booker to tell their publicists to fuck off."

Team Famewhore answered back with an alleged email that proves Handler's people reached out to them.

Chelsea will likely run over to Speidi's house now and Ding Dong Ditch them!

[Images via WENN.]

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