What beautiful ladies!!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chelsea Handler may not have purposefully coordinated for the Live Talks Los Angeles event on Tuesday, but we’re not surprised the besties did.
Except they did go for two different looks!
Gwynnie opted for a sexy, leather dress giving new meaning to LBD, specially when paired with black ankle boots.
Chelsea, on the other hand, was polished in her black and white ensem, including a bolero and sleek trousers.
While she may not be a fan of fashion, she at least looked comfortable!
[Image via Getty Images.]
We hope Piers Morgan sits in a comfortable chair because that dude's butt must be raw from how hard he just got SPANKED!
The soon-to-be-former CNN host interviewed Chelsea Handler on Monday night, but we wonder if he might've been better served bringing a wood-chipper into the studio and diving into it headfirst!
It certainly would've been less painful and he probz would've gotten better ratings!
LOLz, we kid the man, but Chelsea Lately charmer was in a FEROCIOUS mood! When Piers threw a jab about being bored by their conversation, her gloves came OFF!
Ch-ch-check out the primetime smack down for yourself (above)!
Holy banana splits!!! Did she really just call him a "terrible interviewer"? And then joke about his show coming to an end? Ouch!
Then again, he was kind of cruisin' for a bruisin'!
Sound off (below)!
Avert your eyes, Anna Wintour!!!
As we mentioned before, Chelsea Handler landed a cover and spread on Paper magazine’s spring issue. And while the photo shoot turned out fine, it’s her gut-wrenching interview that has everyone talking!!
The comedian got SUPER real about her thoughts on fashion, as well as her thoughts on fashion’s current queen — Vogue’s Anna Wintour.
Turns out she doesn’t think very highly of the industry OR Anna!
Chelsea’s feelings for fashion are as follows:
"I'm interested in looking good for me, but I'm not interested in going to a fashion show. It's not real. I went once last year with a boyfriend. I was like, 'This is the worst nightmare I could have ever been to.' I was embarrassed to be there."
While that statement alone could be enough to completely offend Miz Wintour (who probably spends more time attending fashion shows than anyone ever) Chels didn’t stop there.
She went as far as bashing
If we had to take a guess based on her posture, Chelsea Handler didn’t want to be in this picture.
But she was, and her slouchy photo ends up being the cover shot for the cover of Paper magazine’s spring issue!
On the front of the mag, Chelsea looks totally laid back in a chic Dsquared2 skirt and top. Then in her spread, the comedian sits sultrily on a pool table in a sheer Marchesa dress that totaly lets her Jenna Leigh undies show through! SeXXXy!!
Miz Handler also peeps over her shoulder in a KaufmanFranco dress while wandering some garden, and continues to slouch in that same chair wearing the same outfit from the cover.
Sometimes, slouching is fun!!
Check out all her spring-inspired looks (below)!
[Image via Paper Magazine.]
Ugh!!! As if TV execs needed another excuse to pander to the too often xenophobic masses!
A bunch of analysts at Q Scores just did a bunch of polling on each and every late night talk show, calculating each host's recognizability and "positive Q score," and the results were startling to say the least!
The overall winner was Stephen Colbert. The dude is hilarious, kind, and The Colbert Report recently dominated the Emmys, so it's not at all shocking that he tops the rankings!! Congratz to him!
But further down the list is where everything goes kaplooey!
Wait….what is HAPPENING?!
How could Kris Jenner let a joke like this happen!!
Khloe Kardashian filled in for Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately & the reality starlet was actually pretty HIGHlarious!
She poked fun at herself & her sisters, even claiming the only true tabloid rumor is that Khloe is now hotter than Kim Kardashian!
But the most shocking moment was when the 29-year-old joked about sleeping with her "father" O.J. Simpson!
We thought the quaalude scene in The Wolf Of Wall Street was CAH-RAZY but it sounds like Chelsea Handler parties so hard, she makes Jordan Belfort look like a teetotaling choirboy!
The comedienne confessed on Howard Stern this morning that she was drinking HARD at Madonna's A-list Oscar after-party on Sunday!
Vodka, straight up, thank you!
She told Stern that she stayed until 5:30am and did not hold back at all that night, throwing back more libations than her liver would probably like her to!
But she’s no light-weight!
"I walked my ass out of there!”
So has Miz Handler ever gotten so trashed that she caused a scene though?
According to her, only once - while popping quaaludes at Jane Fonda’s house!