Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?
And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.
A lady never reveals her secrets!
Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!
Finally an answer to something we've been dying to know!
Considering all the attacks LeAnn Rimes is always under for getting into Twitter feuds with Brandi Glanville, we've been having a hard time figuring out why these two always take it to Twitter.
But now, FINALLY, LeAnn stopped to chat with Chelsea Handler to explain why the dramz always awkwardly comes out on the social networking site.
And it seems the country singer might be not so guilty when it comes to lighting the flames that start the Twitter fires. That's not too hard to believe considering she's been a leeettle too busy recording her new album to poke at Brandi on Twitter!
So why does she always somehow end up tangled in a nasty exchange with Brandi?
At least, that's what we would have said before we heard about this lil' nugget of news!!
Though the notorious womanizer has been linked to multiple mystery women within the past few months, it turns out that he and 23-year-old Alessandra Balazs have reportedly been dating 'for several months now!'