Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
What beautiful ladies!!
Except they did go for two different looks!
Gwynnie opted for a sexy, leather dress giving new meaning to LBD, specially when paired with black ankle boots.
Chelsea, on the other hand, was polished in her black and white ensem, including a bolero and sleek trousers.
While she may not be a fan of fashion, she at least looked comfortable!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Avert your eyes, Anna Wintour!!!
As we mentioned before, Chelsea Handler landed a cover and spread on Paper magazine’s spring issue. And while the photo shoot turned out fine, it’s her gut-wrenching interview that has everyone talking!!
The comedian got SUPER real about her thoughts on fashion, as well as her thoughts on fashion’s current queen — Vogue’s Anna Wintour.
Turns out she doesn’t think very highly of the industry OR Anna!
Chelsea’s feelings for fashion are as follows:
"I'm interested in looking good for me, but I'm not interested in going to a fashion show. It's not real. I went once last year with a boyfriend. I was like, 'This is the worst nightmare I could have ever been to.' I was embarrassed to be there."
While that statement alone could be enough to completely offend Miz Wintour (who probably spends more time attending fashion shows than anyone ever) Chels didn’t stop there.
She went as far as bashing
If we had to take a guess based on her posture, Chelsea Handler didn’t want to be in this picture.
But she was, and her slouchy photo ends up being the cover shot for the cover of Paper magazine’s spring issue!
On the front of the mag, Chelsea looks totally laid back in a chic Dsquared2 skirt and top. Then in her spread, the comedian sits sultrily on a pool table in a sheer Marchesa dress that totaly lets her Jenna Leigh undies show through! SeXXXy!!
Miz Handler also peeps over her shoulder in a KaufmanFranco dress while wandering some garden, and continues to slouch in that same chair wearing the same outfit from the cover.
Sometimes, slouching is fun!!
Check out all her spring-inspired looks (below)!
[Image via Paper Magazine.]
It's nature's BB cream!
Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?
And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.
A lady never reveals her secrets!
Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!
At first glance we thought this looked good but then we came to our senses.
Chelsea Handler usually sticks to tailored slacks or LBDs on the red carpet (save the occasional column gown for fancier affairs), but we don't think we've EVER seen her in sparkles.
So, it's kind of hard to digest this embellished lace Carolina Herrera knee-length number that the comedian wore to EIF's 16th Annual Women's Cancer Research Fund benefit in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
It just looks SO out of place on Chelsea, and the clunky, lucite-heeled pumps and stick-straight, boring hair don't help either!
Let this be a lesson to the 38-year-old: stay away from sparkles.
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
So much information in so little time.
Chuy even got involved in the fun.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what the Brazilian beauty had to say!