Still not ready to acknowledge the fact that Donald Trump is our POTUS?
On this sacred day meant to honor our first president George Washington (and in some states Abraham Lincoln too)… for basically the first time EVER, we're wondering how we can celebrate President's Day without giving Drumpf any of the attention he so desperately craves.
So let's brainstorm some ways we can stick it to The Donald today — and every day, really — (below)!!!
Troll Level: 100!
Chelsea Handler had the best plan to stick it to Donald Trump — go on a Nordstrom shopping spree with her gay and Muslim friends and then hit up the White House! Ha!
Related: Twitter Reacts To Appeals Court's Hold On Muslim Ban
The comedian posted the photo (above) of the trip on her Instagram and wrote:
"A Jew and a Gay went to pick a Muslim up from the airport, headed straight to Nordstrom, and then headed over to @whitehouse to give our thanks!@POTUS! @quinnmurphy"
We love it!
And as you've no doubt learned by now, Nordstrom came under fire by the complainer-in-chief after they dropped Ivanka Trump's clothing line from their stores due to poor sales.
Drumpf actually tweeted at Nordstrom afterwards, accusing the retailer of being "unfair" to his precious daughter.
This is real life!
If Trump ever sees this photo of Chelsea, he'll most likely go on a Twitter rampage before his head officially explodes.
[Image via Instagram.]
Chelsea Handler is not one to bite her tongue!
Over the weekend, the talk show host did an interview with Variety at the Sundance Film Festival where she was asked if she would ever interview Donald or Melania Trump.
Not surprisingly, she said no to both. However, when asked about the First Lady, she made a comment that many felt was "immigrant-shaming."
Related: Chelsea Handler Talks Getting 'Sh*t Faced' With Florence Henderson
The former Chelsea Lately star said:
"She can barely speak English."
Almost immediately, the Internet SLAMMED Handler for her "classless" remarks. As seen on Twitter:
Donald Trump is officially the 45th President of the United States.
As that settles in… let's take a moment to see how celebrities are reacting to today's inauguration on social media!
The response seems to be pretty somber as some of our culture's biggest influencers decide whether we should rally behind Drumpf in hopes he does better than expected… or fight against his administration with everything we have.
Related: Twitter Reacts To Trump's Inauguration!
At the end of the day, this is our new reality and we need to get our shit together (Madonna was right!) if we're going to prosper as a nation.
Most celebs — like George Lopez, Chrissy Teigen, and Chris Rock — understandably refuse to accept Trump and everything he stands for while acknowledging the "dark" times we're in:
Chicks before dicks!!
Donald Trump may be putting his greasy paws all over the Capitol today, but tomorrow thousands of women will be putting their feet to the street!
Related: Fiona Apple Drops Anti-Trump Song Tiny Hands Ahead Of Women's March!
Women nationwide are banding together for the anti-Trump protests taking place in Washington D.C., Los Angeles, New York City, and even at the Sundance Film Festival.
Chrissy Teigen is just the latest celebrity joining the Lady Liberty protest, and she's ditching husband John Legend in the process. On Friday, she wrote on Twitter:
She just can't seem to escape the clutches of E!
It's been nearly two and a half years since Chelsea Handler abandoned Chelsea Lately in favor of new life over on Netflix, and yet she is still being tormented by her former network-mates, The Kardashians.
So… what exactly did Kim Kardashian West and the rest of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians krew do this time??
Video: Chelsea Cries On Camera The Day After Donald Trump's Election
Why, they got Donald Trump elected as President of the United States, of course!
The eponymous Chelsea host sat down for an in-depth conversation with Variety on Tuesday about the media's role in American politics — and she just couldn't help but place some of the blame for the orange anus' rise to power squarely on KimmyKakes' shoulders.
In fact, Chelsea likened the former Celebrity Apprentice host's campaign to its own reality show, saying: