Queen! Empress!! Goddess of pop!!!! Cher is ALL of these things and so much more!!!
The Goddess of everything performed last night on Dancing With The Stars and it was pure FIRE!
She absolutely SLAYED her performances!
Cher flawlessly sang her songs I Hope You Find It and the classic Believe and she was so so so FABOOSH!
We can't get over it!!! We'll be playing this over and over and over again all day today!!!
Do YOU Believe?!?!?!
Ch-ch-check out her performance of Believe (above) and I Hope You Can Find it…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Cher thinks Sonny Bono might be dwelling in a disco inferno in his afterlife, minus the disco!
In a Facebook Q&A, Cher was asked what she would say if she had only one minute to talk to Sonny.
Needless to say, Cher's response was not "I've got you babe" and, in fact, was actually a little heated:
This just isn't fair!
Even as an 80s witch, Jessica Alba is STUNNING!
The actress looked dayyyuumm good dressed as Cher's character from the original Witches of Eastwick with her friendzies for a weekend of spooktacular festivities.
She looks so AHmazing, we almost want to go out and get a perm…
[Image via Instagram.]
Silly mortals! Bend your knee before the Goddess of Pop!
After a half-century of fighting fiercely for LGBT acceptance, Cher was awarded lifetime achievement honors at the Attitude Magazine Awards last week in jolly old England!
The Bang, Bang singer explained her theory on why she's so beloved within the gay community, but also found time to throw a smidgeon of shade at Judy Garland!
Wait, what?! Cher dissed Dorothy!? Tell us she did NOT go there!?
Oh, but she did!
Ch-ch-check out Cher's spectacular speech…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh yes — she nearly did!
You would think that Kelly Osbourne doesn’t get star struck often, especially since she rubs elbows with the best of them!
But one star encounter has this Fashion Police star’s undies in a bunch!
Kelly was on the set of The X-Factor UK on Sunday with her momma Sharon when she encountered a divalicious performer!
The lavender haired beauty captioned the picture:
Cher made us feel brand new when she performed I Hope You Find It on The X Factor UK.
The single is a cover of a Miley Cyrus song she sang on the soundtrack for The Last Song (but ironically, it wasn't the last song on The Last Song song list).
Basically, all Cher needs to do now is hop on a wrecking ball, and all our dreams will have come true!
We don't hope, we KNOW you'll find this song to be AHmazing, so ch-ch-check out the ditty (ABOVE)!!!
Someone looks DAMN good for 67 years old!!
The timeless diva known as Cher tweeted this sexy picture of herself to followers last night and our mouths are still stuck open!
Seriously, DAMN gurl! What is your secret!?! We hope we look this good at 67!
Cher being, well…Cher posted the picture alongside possibly the most nonchalant tweet ever: