We've heard of brothers teasing sisters but not like this!
It started with:
We previously mentioned that some sicko went to a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, and murdered a ton of chickens.
Like, a literal ton. As in they legit killed over 900 chickens. With a golf club.
Thankfully, the cops have arrested their suspect. Or, actually, SUSPECTS.
We hope they find this sick person!
On September 19th, at a Foster Farms shed near Fresno, California, an unknown person entered the chicken facility and began swinging and hitting the chickens that live there.
The person ended up killing over 900 chickens, and the people assigned to the case at the Fresno County Sheriff's Ag Unit have NO idea who did this awful crime!
Here's what Deputy Chris Curtice said:
The BET Awards 2014 just got tasty and deeeeeppp fried.
Umm…is anyone else's mouth watering at the thought of that crunchy sweet deliciousness??!
MMmmmm mmmm mmm!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious finger-lickin' good moment (above)!!!
What the cluck??
Gisele Bundchen is a friend to the environment and lover of nontraditional pets. She's also gorgeous, talented, a great momma, etc. but we already knew that.
What's interesting is her love of her pet hens!!
Seriously, what's with celebrities raising chickens??
*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS EXTREMELY DISTURBING.*
So many internal screams!!
We have no idea why anyone would do this, EVER, or even why people would think this is sexy in ANY way.
But two women have been arrested in Miami for creating distasteful fetish porn videos that involved killing and torturing chickens and rabbits for the website SOS Barn. There are not even enough "ughs" in the world to fully express our revulsion!
Stephanie Hird, 29, was booked yesterday on five felony counts of cruelty to animals. She joined her self-proclaimed “partner in crime”, the 28-year-old Sara Zamora, who was arrested for the same thing on April 4th.
Just to give a sense of how repugnant Stephanie and Sara are, court documents describe how in one film, Sara was pleasuring a man with her left hand while:
This is def an unlikely couple, but that just makes this all the cuter!
Penny the silkie chicken and Roo the two-legged chihuahua were both rescued by Alicia Williams of Duluth Animal Hospital.
In a super cute turn of events, the two have become an inseparable pair.
They strut around together, they play together and they even nap together. Which is probably so adorable that if you look directly at it, you'll go blind.
Penny the chicken was rescued first from a lab, Alicia said:
Don't let the title fool you, this is just a small chicken.
But he's so super cute!!
He's learning to play the guitar!
His owner is just plucking strings and getting the bird to pluck along!
This cock is actually pretty talented because he plucks the same string sometimes. He's on his way to being a rockstar.
Also, he's super adorable for a chicken and we think that's just a lovely change of pace.
Check out the video (above) to see a cock strumming on a guitar!