If you feel like you're the only one in the galaxy who never saw Star Wars, you're not alone!
But being the most recognizable franchise in the history of cinema, everyone basically knows the story, right?
That's what this girl tried to prove when her boyfriend gave her a glass of wine and asked her to recap the entire story of the original trilogy — which she has never seen!
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Mark Zabala shared the 6-minute video on his Facebook, where his tipsy girlfriend tried to explain what she knew about Star Wars having never watched the films!
She had the gist down, with a few big exceptions — she thinks "Lucas" Skywalker and Princess Leia are love interests, (didn't we all at first?) confuses Harrison Ford with Richard Gere, and thinks the Stormtroopers are good guys!
She struggled with the character names, like "Chihuahua" (Chewbacca) and that "small tiny green guy" who is "obviously Buddha in another timeline."
Watch the Drunk History-esque recap (below) to her her explain the full trilogy!