HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
There you have it, bbs! Becky is still On The Run -- see what we did there?? LOLz!
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If you feel like you're the only one in the galaxy who never saw Star Wars, you're not alone!
But being the most recognizable franchise in the history of cinema, everyone basically knows the story, right?
That's what this girl tried to prove when her boyfriend gave her a glass of wine and asked her to recap the entire story of the original trilogy — which she has never seen!
Mark Zabala shared the 6-minute video on his Facebook, where his tipsy girlfriend tried to explain what she knew about Star Wars having never watched the films!
She had the gist down, with a few big exceptions — she thinks "Lucas" Skywalker and Princess Leia are love interests, (didn't we all at first?) confuses Harrison Ford with Richard Gere, and thinks the Stormtroopers are good guys!
She struggled with the character names, like "Chihuahua" (Chewbacca) and that "small tiny green guy" who is "obviously Buddha in another timeline."
Watch the Drunk History-esque recap (below) to her her explain the full trilogy!
Earlier this week, a New Hampshire man made headlines after police accused him of causing the death of a small dog by kicking it!
City Council candidate Toby Tousley was charged with animal cruelty for allegedly kicking a Pekingese Chihuahua mix because it went to the bathroom on his lawn!
According to reports, the 55-year-old was making repairs to a rental building he owned on Saturday when the 17-year-old canine started squatting on the property.
Tousley tried to scare the dog off, but when that didn't work he allegedly gave the dog a kick — and the animal died shortly after!
After receiving "hundreds" of threatening calls and emails since the incident, the City Council candidate is claiming that the police released inaccurate information to the media! He said:
The wonderful Cat Greenleaf, from the only show hosted from a front porch, Talk Stoop, has some seriously cute dogs!
Her dog Gracie is absolutely adorable and the sweetest pup ever! We love how she's there for all the interviews!
What's even more amazing is how damn good Gracie looks in her little pink outfit.
But there's a challenger! A cute little chihuahua by the name of Walter, Cat's other dog, is wearing the same colored fur (LOLz!) and the same pink top as Gracie!
They match and it's so stinkin' adorbzable we can barely handle it!!
So now we gotta ask…
Who Wore It Better??? Total Votes: 1,641
Who Wore It Better???
Total Votes: 1,641
Aww! This breaks our heart!
Lauren Kribbs of Houston, Texas once saw two stray Chihuahuas playing together and it filled her with love.
Here's what she said:
"They just played, and it made me happy to see them. I have a Chihuahua of my own."
But one awful day she noticed that one of the pups had died — it had been struck by a car. But even sadder was the fact that the other dog had dragged its friend to a side of a park and would NOT leave the dog's side.
The power of dogs is incredible!
A 73-year-old man named James Wathen was confounding his doctors over at Baptist Health Corbin in Corbin, Kentucky when his health began deteriorating and he refused to eat for seemingly reasons beyond them.
But nurses realized James was upset about not being with his a one-eyed Chihuahua named Bubba. The two had been separated since James first was taken to the hospital.
Well, nurses were able to figure out that the dog had been taken to a foster family through the Knox-Whitley animal shelter, and on October 11th — a reunion of epic proportions took place!
Here's what Deanna Myers, the Director of the Knox Whitley Animal Shelter, said online