Even though this is one of those shows where long-dead characters could appear in any form at any time, we still were pretty shocked to hear that she is SOMEHOW STILL KICKING!
Jenna Dewan Tatum, who appeared as Adam Levine's ill-fated, sex-hungry horror-aficionado wife Teresa on the second season of the Ryan Murphy fright-fest, looked pretty dead the last time we saw her, seeing as Dylan McDermott was in the process of skinning her alive, but apparently, gurlfriend's guest-starring stint is NOT over!
That's right, she recently revealed that we'll be seeing her at least ONCE more in the final four episodes, and explained:
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION…
that Chloe Sevigny is spreading yuletide cheer!
As a festive treat Drew Droege's meticulously, vainglorious alter-ego has kindly taken time out of his busy fitness and uncompromising walking through puddles schedule to prepare a list of the 12 things she would like for Chréstmas this year!
Press the PLAY button (above) to hear Mz. Sevigny's SoHo version of 12 Days Of Chréstmas!
FYI, a Louis Vuitton bindle stick is on our wish list as well.
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We don't know HOW Ryan Murphy keeps on doing it, but with every week, American Horror Story: Asylum just gets more and more BALLS TO THE WALL INSANE!
And believe us, while it may be keeping us up at night with HOriffic visions of skin masks, Nazis, demonic possessions and alien invasions, we are 100% ADDICTED by this point!
And while last night's episode may have provided us with some pretty SHOCKING revelations regarding
We are STILL shaking in our boots after last night's revealing American Horror Story: Asylum episode titled I Am Anne Frank Pt. 1…
And we just want to know what the fluck is going to happen now that so many secrets are seeping out into the halls of Briarcliff Manor!!
Ch-ch-check out the sinister promo for next week's conclusion to the two-part Anne Frank story (above)!
But ok, we HAVE to talk about what happened last night… and does Sarah Paulson deserve every acting award or what?! We could barely watch (SPOILER ALERT!) the scene where
All we have to say is that American Horror Story: Asylum has OUTDONE itself.
And by "outdone," we mean it has escalated to levels of HORROR that we didn't even think were possible for television!
We think anyone who caught the last 30 seconds or so of the episode knows EXACTLY what we're talking about!
GAH! We still have CHILLS just thinking about it!
Which is why we think it's only going to get MUCH worse from here on it, with next week's episode I Am Anne Frank - Part One, which features
We are STILL trying to catch our breath from the HOrrific INSANITY that was last night's premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum!
Seriously! Is Ryan Murphy reaching new levels of twisted, claustrophobic depravity or WHAT?!
And of course, we mean that in the BEST of ways! That shiz was straight-up BRILLIANT!
But still majorly EFFED up! Ha!
However, for those of you wondering where our beloved Zachary Quinto was, fear not!
The actor will be
After a slew of promos with disturbing, nightmarish imagery, as well as some behind-the-scenes looks, we're FINALLY getting a taste of just what to expect this season on American Horror Story: Asylum…with actual footage of what's to come!
Ch-ch-check out a brand new teaser for the horror anthology from Ryan Murphy, which coaxes us all to "Enter the Asylum" (above)!
And we thought we were terrified BEFORE!
Now that we have a look at Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Chloe Sevigny, and Evan Peters in action, we're pretty convinced that we'll be watching this entire season through the cracks in our fingers, as our hands our going to be permanently glued over our eyes!
We have SHIVERS just thinking about it!
What do U think?? Who else is morbidly excited for the new season of American Horror Story??