This Christmas, Breezy just came down our ear chimneys and dropped off a huge present.
Yesterday, Chris Brown released a song that would definitely go on the naughty list, called Wildcats, which is filled with sex, drugs, and
rock and roll more sex.
The song seriously gets prett-ay sexual and NSFW, as it features lyrics where Chris basically tells a girl that he's going to smoke marijuana inside her holiest of holies:
Merry Christmas! Or should we say Merry Ex-mas?
Chris Brown got out of rehab early to do some charity work, but that's not all he did.
We were under the impression Chris had strict rules for his visit, but based on this pic of him and Karrueche Tran, it looks like like he might have made a Christmas EX-ception!
Karrueche posted the pic to her Instagram on Christmas day. She wrote:
WHAT is this?!
Yesterday one of Rihanna's bestiez posted a HIGHlarious RiRi meme onto her Instagram account!
It's the funny one where the Umbrella singer is "making a face" at her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown! Maybe you've seen it (above)?
The internet making fun of Breezy is absolutely nothing new, but Ri's response to the joke certainly was!
Ch-ch-check out Rihanna's personal reply to her friend's joke…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well, it looks like allowing Chris Brown to attend that charity event, a toy drive at Brooklyn Projects Melrose in El Lay, may have been the right thing for his treatment.
Breezy was spotted hanging out with fans, making funny faces with them (above), and even being kissed and kissing them back!
Whoa! Who is this light-hearted, anger-free person?!?
The 24 year-old singer also took to Twitter after the event to thank his fans for showing up and donating to the charity.
At least we know this is a serious rehab facility that he’s at!
Chris Brown has managed to stay out of jail because of the progress he’s making in rehab, and he’s ready to take the next step.
The Malibu facility that he’s being treated for anger management at has allowed the 24-year-old singer to leave for three hours on Sunday, from 1pm-4pm, for a celebrity toy drive on Melrose Avenue.
They feel that it will be good for Chris's treatment, but that’s all that he’s allowed to do.
Breezy will only have enough time to get to the event, then back to Malibu — not pit stops allowed!
AND he’ll be drug tested when he returns.
If he violates any of these rules, then Chris will be kicked to the curb!
[Image via WENN.]
Anyone recall that AH-mazing 2011 nonsensical Twitter feud featuring Frank Ocean vs. Chris Brown?!
More than two years after the social media smack down, Arsenio Hall decided to bring it back to life for this week's edition of Master Tweets Theatre!
The veteran funny man enlisted the help of Tom Selleck to perform a dramatic reading of this HIGHlarious celebrity feud…
And we have to tell you—the fight's even better the second time around!
Ch-ch-check out the silly clip (above) and LOL along with us!
Hopefully Chris Brown isn't feeling too comfy in rehab because he might soon be leaving!
A judge has reportedly just revoked his probation in regard to his assault on Rihanna, and this means he could be headed to jail!
We hear the judge on the case determined the criminal complaint in D.C. for an assault was enough to revoke the probation as it seems he is not obeying all laws. Breezy was not in court as he's continuing treatment, and the judge was pleased with him seeking anger management treatment.
However, that didn't stop the judge from hitting the singer hard with this move!
Now, a hearing is scheduled for February 2014 where the probation violation will be investigated. And THEN it will be determined whether or not Breezy is headed to the clink!
Although, maybe he'll catch a break if he doesn't have anymore rehab freak outs?? Or has he used up his nine lives?
[Image via WENN.]