Now that's how you break the internet!
That's a whole lot of people!
But Caitlyn's coming out photo didn't just do well for VF...
[Image via Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair.]
At least she looked stunning!
The supermodel hit the red carpet like a pro in her silky white Rachel Zoe dress, that is, until her thigh-high slit decided it should be five inches higher!
And luckily for us, Chrissy shared a shot of her racy wardrobe malfunction to Instagram, writing:
"Wardrobe malfunction of the highest caliber. Let's just say the slit took it upon itself to rip 5 inches higher. Thank you @stuartweitzman for letting me be your date and for always making my feet happy and legs sexy!!!#CFDAawards (edit: do you guys know what a shadow is? Those are not nipples. I know what my nipples look like. You don't. Well maybe you do. But those aren't them.)"
Stuart Weitzman hardly looks phased by her dress' new direction — because if that were us, we don't know how we'd stop staring!
Hopefully she got everything figured out so she could enjoy the rest of the night. Or at least had a back up!
[Image via Chrissy Teigen/Instagram.]
Sorry, John Legend, but the spotlight is 100% on your hot wife!
Especially with her nude photo shoot!
The 29-year-old completely stripped down to her
bad bare self to pose in the ocean, and well, it basically outdoes any of the sweet shots of John and Chrissy posing together.
Though those are worth mentioning, too! Cause seriously, this couple can't get any cuter than when modeling with a puppy and a baby goat…
Which is what makes their thoughts on having children down the line that much better! Chrissy shared in the accompanying interview:
"We want a lot of kids. I would love to have three or four of my own, and then adopt a few. So basically I'll be pregnant the rest of my life."
According to the mag, it was the thought of being pregnant that partially inspired Chrissy to go completely nude for the spread! She revealed:
We're so surprised!
So then why in the heck is Chrissy scared of swimsuits?!
She opened up to Mario Lopez (in the third person, LOL) about her bathing suit habits, saying:
"For the most part, Chrissy doesn't even get in a swimsuit anymore. Not even privately."
The model explains that she's worried she could be snapped showing some skin at any time:
It's a thought! LOLz!
The All of Me singer's wifey has been working hard at curating the perfect cookbook for every foodie out there and we're positive John gets to taste test all the yummy recipes!
He even admitted gaining a couple of pounds because of it!
The 36-year-old said:
"When she's working on it and I'm home I gain 5 lbs. guaranteed. So, I'm like, sometimes I need to travel so I can lose weight!"
It's safe to say John likes all of her cooking then!
But his favorite?
While we love how each lady werked their cleavage in these dangerous beaded dresses, what we wanna know is…
Who Wore It Best???
Total Votes: 7,062
This is just as entertaining as we dreamed!
The duo made some punchy jokes and quickly got the entire audience involved in a drinking game!
Curious how you can play along?
Hit 'Play' (above) and find out!
Uh oh! It's a supermodel showdown!
While both ladies rocked major cleavage in Balmain's sexy one-piece, what we want to know is…
Who Wore It Better???
Total Votes: 4,953