A little bird tells us that Cisco Adler is fuhking Top Model alum Lisa D'Amato, but the pair played it coy when we ran into them at the opening of Anchor Blue's LA LA LAnd boutique in Santa Monica's 3rd St. Promenade on Friday night.

Cricso's relationship with Lisa went from professional to sensual really quick.

Adler is producing D'Amato's album. Yes, she's doing music, and it is totally our guilty pleasure.

Lisa put on a little show for us, debuting a new song: Hop Scotch, Double Dutch.

It was the hotness!

CLICK HERE to watch it.

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She's at it again!

Lisa D'Amato is really trying to extend her 15 seconds of fame! And kudos to her for doing something fun and not totally shiteous.

The America's Next Top Model alum has once more teamed up with Crisco Adler, who has been producing some songs for her.

Their latest effort is called Can't Touch It, and we are feeling it.

Lisa and Crisco are going for that whole Peaches vibe - electro rap meets rock.

It's really catchy shit, and we hate ourselves for liking it!

Enjoy it below.

[Image via WENN.]

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New York socialite and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst gets down and dirty - real dirty - with bad boy Crisco Adler at JoonBug Productions and SKY NY’s Mali-BOO Halloween Party.

What is Crisco supposed to be???? Besides trashy.

What does she see in him??? Really. What???

He probably just keeps her drugged up the whole time! Right???

After all, he did date Mischa for a long time, if you know what we mean.

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What is more vomit-inducing: Teri Snatcher as a character from Alice in Wonderland or Crisco Adler as a Greek Viking?????

Tough call!

P.S. Our Halloween outfit is AMAZING. It's topical, clever and NO ONE has worn it yet at any of the costume parties we've been to yet.

Can't wait to rock it!

Come party with Perez in Atlantic City on Halloween! Click here to RSVP. It's free!

[Images via WENN.]

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"Privacy is dead. The new world is obsessed with celebrities. Even someone like me is. Wow, I’m a celebrity, you know what I mean? I can’t even say the words, it makes me wanna vomit. You know? But, I think of it as, I’m gonna go have a good time with them. It’s a lifestyle that I’m selling, and if you wanna pay me for that, we’ll show up at your party, we’ll bring a crew, we’ll party, I guarantee you’ll have a good time, the price is going up next time."

- Crisco Adler tells the new issue of the NY Observer.

[Image via Dark Room Demons.]

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Crisco Adler and some hoochie make a swift exit from Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on Wednesday night.

Would you tickle his pickle?

This girl would! She just probably wanted to look at his big balls!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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Crisco Adler has big balls. Literally!

The wannabe rocker gave this fabulously pompous quote to the NY Observer:

“Most people in the world only know me as Mischa’s ex-boyfriend. And before that as Rod Stewart’s daughter's fiance - which is false by the way - and before that as Lou Adler’s son in the band with Roy Orbison’s son, but under all the bullshit I’m just like everyone else searching for my own personal legend."

You don't have to search for your legend, Crisco. It found you.

Your balls will live forever!!!

[Image via Dark Room Demons.]

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Crisco Adler looks like ___________.

[Image via Dark Room Demons.]

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What a fun surprise to the peeps just wanting to get drunk!

Kid Rock and Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder jammed out at Stanley's Kitchen and Tap Bar in Chicago on Monday night.

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