There just seemed to be way too many jokes at the expense of Bruce Jenner!
First there were the on-air jokes made by Roast host Kevin Hart, such as:
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Lo and behold, a wild paparazzo appears and tries to ask him a few questions!
Oft angry Alec wasn't having none of that, however! He pulled the stunned shutterbug aside, demanded that he turn off the cameras, and had a mano-a-mano conversation!!
What did the two of them talk about?
Ch-ch-check out the vid for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
It ain't easy being Yeezy, especially not today!
Kanye West's peeps went before a judge on Monday afternoon and pled no contest to the misdemeanor battery charge he faced for his alleged involvement in the butt-kicking of a photographer at LAX back in January.
The judge then sentenced the rapper to 250 hours of community service, a bunch of anger management classes, and two years probation!
Still, Daniel Ramos, a.k.a. the photographer who was beaten up, might not think that Ye's punishment is sufficient!
He told the courts:
Guess she's not done with partying just yet!
The Pour It Up singer proudly poured some drinks into her mouth from a stiletto—and we LOVE that she's trying to start a fetch new trend!
A glorious citizen pap captured the lovely moment via Instagram, and for that, we thank him!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of RiRi slurping out of a heel (below!)
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We guess it really is the city of romance!!
That's the only explanation we have for how and why Kanye West is suddenly in love with the paparazzi!
When the shutterbugs
accosted gently approached him in the streets of the lovely French capitol, Monsieur West was as cordial as a shot of Chambord!!
He gleefully admitted:
No, Mileybird!!! NOT THE C-WORD!!! Any word but that!!!
According to the We Can't Stop singer's very own Twitter profile, she straight-up called a member of the paparazzo a "C**T" a few minutes ago!!!
Ch-ch-check out the super-offensive tweet for yourself, but — be warned — you might want to wash your eyes out with soap after reading it!!!
They're smiling now, but only because Kim was able to dodge such a scary situation!!
Apparently it was almost FATAL!
Kris described the horrifically gruesome situation:
Would you believe The Louis Vuitton Don's biggest fear is strapping the totally adorable North West into her carseat!?
Neither would we! At least not until he sat down for a televised chat with mother-in-law Kris Jenner!
Kanye West is a super savvy veteran in the music industry, but he has considerably less experience as a father and is TERRIFIED of messing up!
In today's Kris Jenner Show interview, Kanye freely admitted it, too.