Archive for the 'Completely Gratuitous' Category

Can’t look!

Too hott!!

We’re mellltttingggggg!!!!

Glee’s fabulous Darren Criss was a casual head-turner as he strolled back from lunch at Toast in El Lay just yesterday.

He didn’t bother to hide his beautiful face from the cameras that swooped in to take his photo, as it was simply too beautiful to hide.

Whatever he ate must’ve been good, because he was grinning from ear-to-ear!!

But then again, anyone who has a sold out tour and looks that AH-mazing just walkin’ around SHOULD be happy, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out more pics of our boo (below)!

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Who are we to deprive you of the latest Ryan Gosling dose?!

The actor was caught flexing those seksi guns of his whilst carrying some equipment on the set of his new film How to Catch a Monster. And he looked totes HAWT doing it!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)! We’re sweating already!

Ryan was also recently spotted making his directorial debut, shooting a scene for the same project!

We have a good feeling about this, Ry! Just keep doing what you’re doing, and we’ll keep sizzling in the meantime!

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Vampire Eric, you get out of that sunshine this instant lest your sexy self SIZZLES before our very eyes!

Oh dear, we confused real life with True Blood again, LOLz!

But it's hard not to get addled while staring at Alexander Skarsgard — the Nordic actor is mind-bogglingly handsome!

The tall drink of water was spotted walking from his car to his hotel in NYC Wednesday (above) and even in that brief instance, dude looked like the tastiest treat on the shelf.

And obviously, we want to gobble that treat right up, NOMNOMNOM!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, just bite us already!

We’d be willing to turn into anything if it meant Ian Somerhalder would have to nibble on our neck!

Rawr!

It’s absolute torture seeing Ian looking so damn hot all the time and not being able to get in on that kinky vampire action.

We’d even let Nina Dobrev join if that’s what it takes to find out what Ian's working with!

But alas, we’ll just have to drool over this pic of Ian out and about in New York City looking like an unattainable, delicious piece of man meat.

Sigh…we wonder what he tastes like…

While we busy ourselves with that thought check out MORE smoldering pics (below)!

[Image via Blayze/Splash News.]

Into Darkness?? More like into the HOTNESS! LOLz!

We spotted not one, but TWO handsome trekkies at the Sydney premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness

While Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto didn't rock their SKINTIGHT spacesuits like we hoped, they still look MIGHTY FINE in their earthly garb.

If only we could replace J.J. Abrams as the meat of that eXXXtra seXXXual otherwordly sandwich.

It's SUPPOSED to be good versus evil, but how can we pick a side when they are both OH SO equally delicious???!!

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First of all, we'd like to thank Coachella for making this occasion possible…

And no this is not – WE REPEAT– NOT a desert mirage.

Kellan Lutz was seen changing during weekend 1 of the star-studded music festival this past weekend and exposed his sweaty, lickable abs for all to see!

Who even needs live music when beautiful, half-naked and DIRRRTY men are walking among the common folk?!

The only thing that could make this moment even BETTER would be the promise of Kellan's hot bod having a repeat performance at weekend 2!!!

Please, Indio gods, here our prayers!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Well hello AGAIN, Mr. Max George!

UK boyband The Wanted's CHEEKIEST chum was spotted looking sextra scrumptious while leaving Rock and Reillys Irish Pub on Sunset Blvd (above)!

Too bad Lindsay Lohan wasn't around, we bet she wouldn't be able to resist trying to take a bite out of such a prime specimen of MAN meat…

Cause WE definitely can't!

NOM NOM NOM!

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